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2Pack’s Random Cortina-Milano 2026 Winter Olympic Games Thoughts and Relevant Recollections
Hippo and Other Hippo are saving their pithiness FOAR Monday’s Owl in review. Fortunately, 2pack chipped in with the following, epic Olympics post. Without…
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A Title Race After All?
Because apparently I like being wrong/stupid, I have insisted for months on end thta the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols would run away and hide with…
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Thoughts on a Thursday
Good morning! In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a “Thursday” and thus didn’t plan any…
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The Footy Before The Storm
Welcome to the hellish realization that the 2-week-long vacation is nearly over. As is the NFL regular season. FUCK. ME. SIDEWAYS. Naut du Scotch…
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Welcome to 2026 JV NFL Thread
Oh Christ, let’s see how this one can get even shittier! Fucking THEEEEEE, making Da U a thing again. There is also a smattering of…
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Narrowing the Playoff Field MAYBE JV NFL Saturday
There is no Lesser Footy again this week. As such, maybe we can look at the macro JV picture, given how close we are…
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What if teh Autumn Wind Was NAWT a Pirate? Footed Ball Thread
I mean, did you SEE that puppy abortion Thursday night? Plus, Pirate Kansas is on track to go 0-fer-PAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL (and is off this week to…
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November Spawned 2025 Footy Thread
Good Christ, no matches today until…fucking ELEVEN??? Even then, the action is…not great, Bob! At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One
This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New…
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Another Sabado MOAR Football
Various footy on USA and NBC, I am just too lazy to write about it. Sorry about that. Westwood Klavern (+25.5) at Indiana (Noon,…