Uh...I have neither the energy nor the wherewithal to draft four separate previews this year. But luckily, there is only the Indianapolis Region to cover WOO!!!! I did enter Yeah Right's challenge, and encourage the entire Clubhouse to do the same. I mean, I've maybe seen 2-3 hours of hoopsball
Game Preview
European Battles Rage On
Yes, that's beloved Everton sitting pretty in 5th position. Of the realistically plausible 2020-21 season outcomes - 5th (with the Shite 8th or lower) would be just about perfect. I am a bit leery regarding Everton's ability to meaningfully compete in Full-on Shempions (FOAR now), but Europa? Shit, even Mourinho's
Still Reveling In Post-Derby Bliss
A Blissfully Jumbled Prem Table – Sabado Open Thread
Instant Hippo Thoughts and Wild Card 4 of 6, Bitches! Game Thread
There were three fixtures played yesterday. Well, two fixtures and a woodchipper feeding. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem] Humps [Colts] and Bills [Wooooooo!] was actually quite compelling. [Woooooooooooo!] You had two analytics-friendly coaches, who had the bollocks to...coach that
Kicking Off the Strangest FA Cup and Wild Card 1 of 6 Bitches! Combo Thread
Good day, imaginary peoples. It's REALLY here. The day we gets a TRIPLEHEADER of Wild Card, Bitches! action. And it happens again tomorrow! We just needed a world-wide pandemic to make it real. [slaps #NuAIDS on the ass, HARD!] But first, we have a wacky Lesser Morning, with pretty much every match on
I Hate 2021 Already Lesser Footy Thread
Welcome To First Hangover of 2021! Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck you, wake up already. That vomit ain't safe to have during slumber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGEmFpitjYw We can has Derby! Fronk's Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo's Toffees (12:30, NBCSN). A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger
Boxing Day In Our Year of #NuAIDS!
Festively Lesser y Championship(ish) Sabado
Here comes the deliriously jam-packed Premiership Festivus period, with the added entropy that is #NuAIDS. A good opportunity to see some of your favoUrite side's depth options! You're not setting your alarm to watch the German Elton John kick the tar shit (and whine incessantly) out of Uncle Woy's ti-wud Pawace.
