Your “Dark Necessities” Friday Evening Open Thread

This week might not be everyone's cup o' tea.  I know this.  Frankly, it's not mine.  At least not usually.  Usually I prefer the laid back easy going types. But every now and again, however, I do get a bit curious and have a look at the genre. Alt Models, they're called. 

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Battle of Karansebes

Jim, I bet you're getting excited for your spring game already. Nothing like a little in-team offence vs. defence rivalry to get the blood flowing on a new season. You said it, brother of mine. I will say that the one downside is that they won't let us incorporate fireworks into

Your “A Very Special Valentine’s Day” Friday Evening Open Thread

Last week I promised you fine folks a funny story about Valentine's Day.  But the more I thought about it the more I realized it wasn't so much a funny story as it was a rather sad and depressing story.  And if you read my dumbass series on relationships this

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Opium Wars

I did it, John! At last! You won't believe it! Did what, Jim? I cured one of my players' painkiller addictions. With just my mind.  Bullshit, Jim. You definitely did not. It's true! All I had to do was offer him a vacation to China if he stopped popping pills. We have a booster who's

Your “Please Just Go” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

I originally had a very different idea to write about foar tonight.  Maybe you'll get that one next week sometime.  Assuming I'm not in jail or in the hospital.  Or worst case scenario, the morgue. Anywhooooo... So my desktop computer died last night.  No worries there.  It's not as if I hadn't

Your “Singing The Blues” Friday Evening Open Thread

If you'll recall, last week we did a theme on "Red" in honour of the Superb Owl participants, and also hate week. This week, everyone seems to still be sad and hungover with no moar fitbawl to look forward to.  So this week we're doing "Blue". And since I don't have much

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Chincha Islands War

Niners lost the Super Bowl again, Jimbo. How you feeling? The booby traps worked! I knew that the homemade Bluetooth-enabled fireworks I rigged up in the Shanahan kid's office would do the trick to destroy only the fun parts of the playbook. Yeah, Jed York was pretty pissed about the damage to

Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.

Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen

Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread

Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams' primary color is red.  Now, I don't know if this is actually true.  I presume they have a crack team of assholes to research this.  And it