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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread
Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post
Four plays. That’s how long it took for the reminder that we can’t have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that’s nice. Say hello to…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants] Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed,…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Doer of Deeds
It always rains. Call it a midlife crisis. Call it getting into drugs late in life. Hey maybe it was just time to admit…
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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview
“The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.” -Jon Bois It’s one of the great ironies that the team…
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“Browns! Eagles!” And A Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
We may see some shenanigans early in this tilt because these guys did not play nice together earlier in the week. So there’s that.…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…