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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)
The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger…
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Your Week Three First Slate of NFL Games open Thread
Welcome aboard! We’ve got a few tasty tilts for you to gnaw on. (Dan Campbell’s ears perk up) To The Games! Ravens/Pats: Look for…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?
Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you…
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Your Lazy Saturday Afternoon Preseason NFL Football Open Thread
Hippo noted that he was writing some garbage and I’m here to garbage up the site as well. Newsy Notes: -Hey! The Giants won…
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Your “And Away We Go” Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
A Jackie Gleason reference? WTF? Anyhoo, I’m amped. Are you amped? It might have something to do with the Giants playing and the coaches…
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It’s Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo! (Aka Your Wednesday Evening Thread)
Yes, yes, welcome to Wumbo Wednesday (image courtesy of Know Your Meme), and keep your applause until—well that ended quickly! Jerks. Anyway, I’m taking…
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Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post
Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at…
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Your “C’Mon, Gimme Some More of That Sweet Action!” NFL Open Thread
Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture.…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Much Together
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, August 30th, 2021 The taxi pulling up exactly on time, a lone passenger tilts his head to see…