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Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview
Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white,…
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Your Jets at the Bye Rant
The minimum word count’s still broke, so let’s do this: Let’s put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out.…
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Your “My Eyes, My Freakin’ Eyes!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I quote from a synopsis of Oedipus Rex, “His self-punishment (blinding himself) reveals that he believes his suffering is deserved”. That sounds about right,…
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Woo! Your Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
[turns BEST BRA EVER! admercial off] It’s almost too much football, isn’t it? Kidding! No, it is not. TO THE GAMES!!! Jets/Bills: Did the…
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Oh Yeah, It’s Time for a Jets Preview (or, Quarantine in the Underworld)
Scene: The underworld! Hades, the god of the Greek underworld, and Persephone, his wife and the goddess of both the underworld and vegetation, are…
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Horatio’s ‘Let’s Try To Get 5 Out Of 32 This Year, Dumbass’ Mock Draft
This year’s NFL draft runs from April 23-25 and will be a somewhat more subdued ceremony than in recent years, in that teams will…
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Your “It’s Almost Over And We Learned So Little” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Shall we get right at it? We shall. TO THE GAMES! Jets/Bills: [shakes head] The Jets won 6 games? How? Anyhow, it’s not a…
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Another Jets Preview in the Underworld, 2019 Edition
Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven’t been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let’s start this and I imagine someone will…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Relinquish
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, May 22nd, 2019 Door handles. Door handles jiggle when they are locked. Why do door handles jiggle when…
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Your “‘Of Course I’m Pro-Bowel!’ -Adam Viniateri” Sunday Afternoon Free-for-all Open Thread
Silly NFL-related News: -The Bears are looking for kicker options other than the fella currently on their roster. Take one step forward, Redford Jones-you…