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Your “Shall I Compare These Games To A Summer’s Day?” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Naw, I don’t think so-it’s already been done by Shakey The Sphere and that was some time ago. Let’s compare each of these games…
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Your [checks with Brick] “Mid-Morning, Maybe Early Afternoon, Late Autumn-ish, at the very least” Open Thread Featuring Football
Can we just all agree to disagree and pretend as though it wasn’t important yet silently grumble to ourselves about ‘that guy’? It’s The…
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Your “NFLN Leaves Canuck Football Watchers Out in the Cold” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
Perhaps some of you snorted at the headline and said, “How apropos.”. Well, it would only be apropos if the game involved Baltimore. (I…
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In Which We Try To Say Strange New Phrases
BRUNSON BRONSON BRAUN SWING BRONN SWIN BRONZE NGUYEN BROWNS WIN … … … ONLY ONE OF THESE…
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Your “Batten Down The Hatches!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Meh. It’s sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES! Brownies/Saints: He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility…
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Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We’re that much closer to the most wonderful…
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Your “I’ve Missed You So Goddamn Much!” Hall of Fame Game
So.. somebody may have dropped the ball. It was me. TO THE GAME! Ravens/Bears: If you can find two more uninteresting teams in…
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Your “Tumble In The Jungle of the Meadowlands” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Astronauts did a thingy last night according to spurts pages everywhere. When do you think they’ll come back down to earth? Will Buzz…
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Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. …Sure. Let’s go with that. In actuality,…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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