As Pat Benatar once said, "Loving Football is a Battlefield"* and we've got a near-impossible obstacle to hurdle directly in front of our eyebulbs. Perhaps you'll choose other entertainment options-whatever you do, pop in and say "Hell!" or "Hello", it makes no matter. Let us know what you're up to,
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Your “I Don’t Feel Pity – You Chose to Go” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Statement applies to both Jets fans and [DFO-CON] attendees. One group has better decision-making skills. NFL News: They arrested the shooter of Joe McKnight, and he's being charged with manslaughter. The decision partly comes down to the fact that McKnight got out of his car first, so the accused might claim
Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive's office, location undetermined, as all the window shades are drawn. The NETWORK EXECUTIVE is staring expectantly at the man in the first guest chair, who is hunched
Your “Can I Have Some Sweet, Sweet Release?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Your “Are These The Dog Days Of The Season? Feels Like It” NFL Football Open Thread
Your Early Afternoon/Late Morning NFL Games Open Thread
CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition
Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it's perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I currently inhabit. I'm 35. I'm happily married and have no kids. And that's the hole in the donut for Halloween. Age 1-13: Dress up and get candy. Age
CrimeBeat!: Peter Pantsless Edition
So here we are. We are here. And that's a shame, because on a bright, shiny Fall day we should not be indoors, chained to our computers like slaves to their oars in a Roman galley. We should be outside, feeling the cool air of Mother Nature's Menstrual Period rushing
