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Your “I’ve Got Nothing Better To Do. You?” Sunday Afternoon/Evening Thread
[pulls pants up hastily] Hey, what’s going on guys/gals? Beardguyrob is otherwise engaged-don’t let the laundry get backed up, just throw a load in…
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25 Questions about the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”
Thanks to Beerguyrob, I know a ton about what happened in relation to players getting signed and tagged. This, of course, brings up some….…
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CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Picking a Winner
Howdy ho and welcome back! This week, we check in on Round 2 of AFL Women’s, help the undecided to pick a team to…
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Your “[Looks At 2017] Is That All There Is?” NFL Football Open Thread
Salutations to all you mighty bastards/bastardesses that constitute the lurker/viewer/commenter-ship out there. Despite what my gut instinct tells me, I think I still have…
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Your “Seven Games a-Swimming!” [I Got Nothing For Xmas References] Saturday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
If you try real hard you can pretend that all of these games have playoff implications because everyone is in until they’re not, right?…
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Your “I Can’t Bear To Watch!” [watches] Under-Cooked Saturday Night NFL Special
As Pat Benatar once said, “Loving Football is a Battlefield”* and we’ve got a near-impossible obstacle to hurdle directly in front of our eyebulbs.…
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Your “I Don’t Feel Pity – You Chose to Go” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Statement applies to both Jets fans and [DFO-CON] attendees. One group has better decision-making skills. NFL News: They arrested the shooter of Joe McKnight,…
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Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive’s…
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Your “Can I Have Some Sweet, Sweet Release?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Oh hello there folks. Have you been weighed down by the Bottomless Shitfire of the last few days, weeks or months? Yeah, myself as…