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Your “Are These The Dog Days Of The Season? Feels Like It” NFL Football Open Thread
I guess at some point of any major league schedule the creators must get some middling games out of the way before the rush…
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Your Early Afternoon/Late Morning NFL Games Open Thread
KC/Ind-The last time these folks met (January 2014) KC was up 28 points before qb Luck was channelled by the memory of Frank Reich…
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CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition
Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it’s perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I…
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Your 2016 New York Jets Preview
Let’s just get this out of the way now: Hello DFO and Welcome to your 2016 New York Jets Team Preview! (this concludes the…
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Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread
Aren’t breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I…
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CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition
So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…
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Your “Hump Day Brings Us Closer To FOOTBAW!” Wednesday Open Thread
[edited to add banner pic and CFL game info] NFL News: Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp.…
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CrimeBeat!: Drafticipation Edition
OYEZ, OYEZ, OYEZ! The Honorable, the Right Reverend Electric Mayhem. All persons having business before this poorly-written, barely coherent pseudo-tabloid-news-show internet column are admonished…
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Playoffs? Talk about playoffs?? We’re in even if we can’t win a game!
Look, it’s no secret that I was pretty hard on the 2015 NFL product. Officiating snafus, points of emphasis, and general game management ineptitudes…