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NFL Speakeasy Stories: 400 gon
When there is nowhere else to go…. Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, January 4th, 2016 The reverberation of the celebratory fireworks subsided 45 minutes…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Looper
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, November 13th, 2015 In the after-hours of a typical Thursday night, and to the displeasure of the one-women closing staff, two parties…
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TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit…
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CaptaIKn
Ever one to be talking trash at .500 (including a loss to the Jaguars), Rex Ryan has announced that QB face-puncher Ik Enemkpali will…
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No Pants? No Problem. Your Early Slate of Games
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! It’s here, it’s queer and it’s not going away. I don’t know what that means but it sounded good in my…
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Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole
Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: The Future of Fred
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, September 1st, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth with a Microsoft Surface™ Tablet. He has been seated…
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Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines
My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I’m a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the…
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Friday Night Preseason Open Thread
Oh look! It’s football again. I like football. Falcons at Jets: A quick perusal of some fan sites informs me that the Jets have issues…
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9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason
First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…