Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)

Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell.  Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving his life. "Ben, don't do...whatever you plan on doing!  Mike, I brought you back into the fold!  Thanks to me, you got a bunch of money you

Vikings at the 3/4 Mark: Four More Games to Go.

Sung to the tune of "25 Minutes to go" by Johnny Cash. For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk   [Week 1 - Vikings 25 Tennessee 16] "The brand new season starts at Tennessee, we've got 16 games to go. This badass defense is looking good to me, we've got 15 games to go."   [Week 2 - Vikings 17 Green Bay

“Paying For Dinner & Drinks But No Kiss Goodnight” – A Walking Dead Recap

The warning on that gate seems like a motto for the season, doesn't it? This week: Multiple characters! In multiple storylines! A 90-minute episode! Finally, has "The Walking Dead" emerged from its mediocrity and embraced the light?! Nope. I'm going to freely admit that I watched bits of the episode during commercials (and Earl

The DFO Patrón Saint

Back at the site where we all met,  there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to who they were and why they were. Here,  we have many unofficial matron saints And no official patron saint although two viable obvious options exist. Unfortunately,  I'm worried they

Your “Worst Uninvited House guest in EVAR!!” Walking Dead Recap

Greetings fellows and fellettes.  For this week's recap of The Slowest Show On Earth...errr The Walking Dead, I'm filling in for the lovely and talented BeerGuyRob.  Because apparently traveling with Ms. Rob is more important to him that we are.  I know I feel important in his list of priorities. 

Your “Ugh, More Torture Porn?” Walking Dead Recap

I think I may have reached the "tuning out" phase of my "Walking Dead" relationship. Oh, as always, Anyway, this episode ("The Cell") is centred around Daryl and his adventures at Guantanamo Bay "The Sanctuary" being psychologically broken by The Saviors. The episode opens with Dwight making himself a nice ham sammich

Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap

There's a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly. -- King Ezekiel A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. -- K, "Men in Black" I skipped

“A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story

It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking "Fuck you". John had just gone through another weekend alone. He couldn't bear another day listening to the stories his co-workers told about their lives. His only solace tonight was to be "Monday Night Raw". The few

Your LA Rams Bye Week Update

Well, here we are fresh off a loss in London to the New York Giants.  What can we say about these Rams? In my Rams Preview, I predicted the Rams would be 3-4 at this point.  Their record so far?  3-4.  Granted, it didn't go exactly as planned.  This table will