Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Breakfast Sandwich Challenge Part II – Chicken Cheddar Biscuit!

Good morning and welcome back to Sunday Gravy! Nice to see so many hungover faces out there. In other words your typical Sunday morning at DFO. I for one deserved a solid drinking session after the stupid fucking work week I just survived. I won't get into details but I hope to

Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word

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Tonight's post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word "shit" in at least 25 different ways. This article does a good job of displaying the fun dexterity of the word. We all have our different and preferred

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Very Special Two Part Breakfast Sandwich Challenge!

Hello hello everybody! Welcome! Come on in. Yeah it's a bit warm in here with the stove on but that's how I like it. That sunny weather shit I talked about before? Well fucking fuck. That went away and now we're in the dead middle of what us So-Cal folks call "June

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Trip to Taiwan! San Bei Ji!

Well, hello there! Glad to see everyone back on the Sunday Gravy train. How did your NFL team do in the draft? That shitty huh? Well, fuck. Sorry about that. Just think, in a little over 4 months we are back to live-ass NFL awesomeness and then your team will suck and then you

Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places

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Tonight's post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was young. I have eaten at almost every fast food place you can think of and, over the course of the years, I have developed a list

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Still Rolling around in Pesto!

Good morning! Damn glad to see you. Finally! Motherfucking finally it's began to warm up out here. Six month of this shit has been enough. We're supposed to have mid 70's and sun today and you can bet your righteous ass I'm getting out there in it. This shit's been un-fucking-civilized. We are kinda

Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Pieces of Advice

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Tonight's post category comes from our generous Italian friend, 2Pack. He suggested this category in last week's thread and I think it's a very good one. I have been very lucky to have been given some very good advice that has carried me through difficult patches in my life

Chatbot Therapy: Offseason Sunday Open Thread

Just between you, me and my tinnitus, [checks around nervously to see if anyone is eavesdropping] Life hasn’t been quite excellent the last coupla weeks. Don’t mean to get all downer and stuff, but sometimes you have to deal with more crap than usual and doing nothing will make things worse. The

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Brazil nuts are your friend.

Good morning DFO! Spring approaches for most of you. Us folks out here in Southern California are still in the fucking winter doldrums. Still gloomy and still cold. We've had maybe 2 decent sunny days since fucking November and six consecutive months with measurable rain. The fucking fuck is that? Best I

Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Obscure Archer Objects

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I still watch Archer and I still enjoy the new episodes. Some (okay, many!) have said that the series has jumped the shark. Opinions differ on when exactly that happened. Some argue that it happened when they left New York. Some argue that it happened when Archer went into a

Easter Sunday Open Thread

The tight grip on customs and the calendar by Judeo-Christian traditions foist Easter upon this godless webspace. Honestly though, I'm for chocolate gifts (awesome) and the randomness of egg-laying bunnies (wtf!). But Easter is much more. For those of you who were not blessed with the existential yoke of Catholic