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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season
Welcome back to this week’s recap of our brief hellscape respite. Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2024 Season
Hippo is of two minds. There is nothing left in our world worth fighting for. Small-l liberal democracy is dead andburied, or at least…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2024
Holy cats, there was SO MUCH FITBAW. At least it felt that way to my poor, leaky brain. Like the Greatest Living American reminded…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2024 Season
Welcome to Week 8 action, no byes. Don’t forget to buy Halloween candy, then buy MOAR when you eat the first batch. You disgusting, fat…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2024 Season
Holy shit, we made it! Three weeks of MANDATORIUM duty, despite having to start with Jaguras/P*ts – and finish with the goddamned Q-aron Jest. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2024 Season
Some days, one just feels like monkeyshit. I wasn’t hungover, I don’t think actually sick, I DID remember to take my anti-crazy pills in…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2024 Season
Across the pond we go, for the first 14-hour MANDATORIUM in the Clubhouse. That means we started our FITBAW day with the sour grimace of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2024 Season
Strange happenings were indeed afoot at the Circle K. Read on/ Some things, one can NEVAR unhear. Like the match commentator comparing The Gospel According…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2024 Season
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of King Hippo – my Loser Pool re-set on Friday, and after much hesitation, I sent in my fee Sunday…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2024 Season
After the chaos and near-chaos of Week One, one might have expected a return to form. But outside of Arrowhead Stadium (soUrry, Redshirt), it…