Sexy Friday – 20240614

Mr. Ayo - June 14, 2024June 13, 2024115

TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus on the Euros and Copa America for some titillating 0-0, or even more exciting 1-1 ties. I kid, i kid. That won't happen until the knockout

Request Line: My face! My valuable face!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 14, 2024June 14, 2024124

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location. DJ 3000: SO, HEY. PRODUCER: [glances at him] What's up? DJ 3000: I WAS WONDERING...EVER SINCE THE SUPER BOWL, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME? PRODUCER: The software updates? Yeah, I

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Unique New York

Sharkbait - June 14, 2024June 14, 202418

Hello Friday, nice to see you again. I've been looking forward to today for a myriad of reasons: I've been poked and prodded over the last few weeks with various doctors and dentist appointments and today is the last appointment! Also the Euros start today! A month of pretending to

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - June 14, 2024June 13, 202423

SEX DOLL DILDO CATALOGS. Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. As we have mentioned in the past, we get a lot of random emails at DFO HQ. Some are from dumb German law firms, some are from websites looking to "collaborate" in some weird unspecified manner, and some

Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - June 13, 2024June 13, 2024105

This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit too eager and Cousins was a bit too forthcoming about his wooing and now Atlanta is down a draft pick. No one saw this coming a kilometer away. The

CFL Beat: Week 2

The Maestro - June 13, 2024June 12, 202424

With classes done and exams in full swing, summer feels closer than ever for me. I live for these in-between days as a music teacher. The concerts are done and the trips are over, and all that's left to do is yell at children for breaking my gear and let

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition

Senor Weaselo - June 12, 2024June 12, 202483

Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy, and the Securitate, and Gheorgiu-Dej.Kits: Home and awayFIFA Ranking: 46 (23rd in UEFA)Best World Cup result: Quarterfinals (1994) (including a win in the Round of 16 over

AFL Beat 2024 – Round 13

ballsofsteelandfury - June 12, 2024June 10, 202434

We got a LOT of surprises AGAIN this week! I don't remember doing so badly on the Footy Tips. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/yAN-IFisYL4?si=uAs491YrQgjEtK64 https://youtu.be/5FvmtKaFi0s?si=JZpcmDl3q8Sg3bao https://youtu.be/1ZXPgoPaYkA?si=3uUUTzGN-1kbP9ZR https://youtu.be/_9l-BnBrp50?si=tbjR2C078AvxJCh7 https://youtu.be/YlkMKGvTa7I?si=wwb_yoJIa-beJzsg https://youtu.be/NKDpcGxn7xw?si=NEA0aYrCaSdouR5C https://youtu.be/uymtCFgmChE?si=r--AGkcLXjAv2JTF https://youtu.be/PXSu5Pp8LDc?si=S45L2YdN1yu2izhW *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Rikki's Bombers fell to Hippo's Blues, who have seemed to turn around their season. Both teams are on the

Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)

The Maestro - June 11, 2024June 11, 202439

I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There's nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain. I have seen absolutely everything go wrong for England's national football team in increasingly more aggravating, painful, and confounding ways over these last several decades. I have no

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - June 11, 2024June 11, 202456

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. A big thanks to Don T and BRC[BFC] for

Monday Night Thread – the Carpenteering

Open Threads

ArmedandHammered - June 10, 202479

Ok, so I fell asleep and did not get the post done in time, I really need to be a bit more proactive and work ahead on my posts. **Fuck no, I know myself well enough to know that will never happen. And to be honest I am feeling a

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!

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Horatio Cornblower - June 10, 2024June 10, 2024107

(I can't think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks. I write this after having gone out to dinner with some friends who know the owners of the restaurant, (and who I suspect bankrolled at least some of it), and let