The Slate of Foregone Conclusions

scotchnaut - October 26, 2025304

Many of these tilts seem to be straightforward in their end results so I guess with my history it'll be "Upset Day". Sigh. I'm exceptionally lousy this year in all things footballing and there's so much of the season still to come. Ugh. To The Games! Fins/Falcons: Please interview Tua mid-game on the

25 Oct 2025 JV Footy Nighttime

King Hippo - October 25, 2025October 23, 2025152

I have no lead in for y'all. Wisconsin (+32.5) at Oregon (7:00, FS1) Sickos Committee has to be all over this, with Bucky Badger trying to extend its wrong-direction-clean-sheet streak to three. How long has THAT been since someone did that, at the D-1A level? I sure as fuck don't remember. Bonfire Cult

Another Sabado MOAR Football

King Hippo - October 25, 2025October 23, 2025131

Various footy on USA and NBC, I am just too lazy to write about it. Sorry about that. Westwood Klavern (+25.5) at Indiana (Noon, Fox) Suddenly, the DSF-free Bruins are the hottest team in the land. Except, uh, the loaded freight train headed their way today. Johnny Reb (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (Noon,

Sexy Friday – 20251024

Mr. Ayo - October 24, 2025October 24, 2025167

TGIF! Look at Fox over here spreading more fake news. They say a baseball game is happening tonight even though everyone knows the season ended last Monday. DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about a guy named Ty Warner. Ty worked a sales job for

2025 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 24, 2025October 24, 20253

At this link are the Week 7 Quotables submissions. I intended to fill the remaining space with a half-assed Arizona Cardinals bye-week post here. But I wouldn't dare taint the professionalism of Quotables with that five game losing streak. So we'll rip on them full-assedly later. Week 7 Quotbales Results featured below.

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Ricky!

Sharkbait - October 24, 2025October 24, 202516

Hello once again and happy Friday. This week I went looking for simplicity. I don't know what it was this week, but I was wiped out and needed something stupid easy. Cue the search for some sort of high ball! Or, more specifically, a Ricky. I went with that specifically

It’s Thursday Night Football!

scotchnaut - October 23, 2025171

Jibbly poop! Was it ever hard putting together a fantasy lineup this week. With the Lions, Raiders, Rams, Cards, Seahawks and Jags off I was mauling the waiver wire like the unforward-looking guy that I am. Flotsam and Jetsam: -I had a great time listening to the Dan Le Batard Show today.

CFL Beat: Week 21

The Maestro - October 23, 2025October 22, 202526

What a treat it is when the final week of the regular season still results in meaningful, significant football to be played. In this case, we still have several important playoff races to settle! In the East, Hamilton and Montreal are tied with identical 10-7 records, with Hamilton currently holding

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

Senor Weaselo - October 22, 2025October 22, 202567

The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)

LemonJello - October 22, 2025October 21, 202528

Hey. Didja miss me? Don't all answer at once. And again, no need for that kind of language. I'll need my fainting couch, clutching pearls and another boat drink just to get by. Vacation was amazing. Came home to still being furloughed. Going to be a tough transition back to productive government employee,