October Sabado Smorgasboard

King Hippo - October 18, 2025October 16, 2025114

All varietals of footed ball, represent. We kick off bright and early, with our intrepid Robins Hood hosting Chelski (7:30, USA). Is the big fat Greek about ready to fire his SECOND permanent manager of the season? Remember, they qualified for Zooropa last season, so this turmoil is of their own,

Sexy Friday – 20251017

Mr. Ayo - October 17, 2025October 17, 2025126

TGIF! Maybe. Anyway, don't lose three in a row at home. Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about the Chaucer of Cheese. His name is James McIntyre. He was born in the Scottish village of Forres in 1827 then moved to Canada when he was 14. Our little bard lived there in the

2025 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 17, 2025October 16, 202513

Here's what I know is up with sports right now. Submissions are here and below are your Week 6 Quotables results. Wife: We’re going to paint the ceiling. Me: That’s a job for professionals. So, we paint the ceiling. Wife: This ceiling looks terrible. I’m calling a professional painter. You were right. Me: Expect to never

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Where’s Statler?

Sharkbait - October 17, 2025October 17, 20254

Hello and welcome to yet another Friday. I'm back with another martini variant from the Savoy. Yes I'm still calling this "research" for December when I go. Though I will have to be selective where I venture out to, since I'm not going to be in the middle of things,

The Olds Have Come Out To Play!

scotchnaut - October 16, 2025October 16, 2025238

Rodgers: [commanding voice] "Hand me The Elder Scrolls, minion!" Trainer: "Oh, you mean the playbook?" Rodgers: [whiny voice] "Shut up!" God, sports yakkers just love themselves their statistical anomalies, don't they? Sixty year+ writers getting all wet in their pants about forty year-olds is where we are. Flotsam and Jetsam: -Obvious News is Obvious: Brian

CFL Beat: Week 20

The Maestro - October 16, 2025October 15, 202529

In the second-last week of the season, the West playoff race remains wide open, with just one team having clinched a playoff spot and all four others remaining eligible in the race even now. With the ineptitude of Ottawa and Toronto in the East Division this year, this also opens

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football

Senor Weaselo - October 15, 2025October 15, 202543

I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely. I’d put the requisite 60 seconds on the clock, At/After Midnight style but like getting a two-hopper hit right to you in a baseball camp game

2025 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 15, 2025October 14, 202550

I sure hope they jam this up as the Tuesday evening post. Below are your Week 6 Quotables submissions. Update: Son of a bitch.

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 6)

ballsofsteelandfury - October 15, 2025October 14, 20259

¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour is still on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Thank you for not ratting me out to the Principal last week. Okay, so what happened this week? Are you serious? I guess we'll do the same thing as last week. Let's take a look

Time Enough: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 14, 2025October 14, 202565

That's right, kids: another dip into the ever-pertinent world of Mechanical Watches! Why are we discussing watches during this, the most verdant and bountiful period of the Major Sporting Calendar? Because it's my goddamned column/blogpost/braindump You don't like it? Write your own! The Bills have lost two in a row and looked like shit