Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:I’ve wanted to pummel
Your Monday Night Double Header
Quality aside, staggered games are the best games, I keep telling myself. I've taught that having options is great so this is great. Fallout: -Yeah Shield, going through an entire game without committing a penalty is impossible. There's too many goddamn moving parts on every single play. I'm not a Chiefs hater
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2025 Season
Volume does not always translate into quality. This is the lesson of Week 6. The Shield's latest war crime against the people of England? Donks and Jest. Denver played as if it was hungover, outside of the always-formidable defensive front seven (NINE sacks). Jest made two FGs before they managed their initial
The Last Goodbye
Wait! There’s More!
That's Flacco's best side up above. Only three tilts and only one that's compelling but if you're a fan of buffoonery the Shield has got you covered. To The Games! Titans/Raiders: Rikki/Don T. Vacuums/Cigars. Bamboo/Paper Towels. This fixture has everything. Ten games have been played between the two of them and only two W's
More Action!
There's a decent amount of interesting storylines as far as individual teams are concerned even if some of matchups aren't that compelling. Panthers favored over Dallas? Can Indy keep it going? I think the Pats might be for real? Can the Ravens turn the tide? To The Games! Cards/Colts: Is Harrison finally finding
