Let’s go to Hollywood, but why?

DJ TAJ - July 28, 2021July 28, 2021

Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but Marilyn is dead, has been dead for a long time. I know, I know, just listen to me, you may not believe this but I know where she is. No way bro, where? Can’t

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ! I am going to predict your future.

DJ TAJ - May 2, 2021April 30, 2021

Ah sleep, is there anything better? Don't have to hear your partner nag you or your boss say something stupid, again. Warm cozy snoozing and the dreams are amazing, what did "The Stranglers" say? "Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches" Suddenly your eyes fly open searing pain slams

New Orleans Saints Season Preview: A DJ TAJ Joint

yeah right - August 26, 2020August 24, 2020

Oh What, You Don't have one of these? It's Okay You can Kiss mine Football, what’s football? I know what a pandemic is, I didn’t used to, but I damn sure know now. First let me say that of course I want the cherished game televised in all its splendor right in my

Sunday Gravy with yeah right and DJ TAJ: A Joint Effort for a Pulled Pork Sandwich

yeah right - May 24, 2020May 23, 2020

DJ TAj will start our proceedings today Welcome to week 8 or is it 9? in the Covid cave, Christ does it even matter? Personnel hygiene has become optional and I've been wearing the same pair of underwear for eleven days ( I wonder what the record is?) the constant stench

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: You can’t beatus this meatus

yeah right - May 10, 2020May 9, 2020

Damn I think I'm going crazy, six weeks locked in the Covid cave, and why 19? How come it's not twelve or six? Covid-6 sounds like a scary old Bela Lugosi movie, way more terrifying than silly old 19. Drinking starts daily around 1:00 in the afternoon, insanity and confusion follow

“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.

yeah right - April 13, 2020April 13, 2020

Banner image via I'm just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream of the dead kid chasing me again. I needed a hug from Mom and a glass of water, nothing else would suffice. I stumbled forth from my room and

The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye

yeah right - November 5, 2019November 4, 2019

As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a dark scary corner in Hell where I dwell, so, what's wrong with that? How about a completely new side from your old Taj Bone'r? Let's try something happier. Never

Saints Team Preview 2019

yeah right - August 20, 2019August 16, 2019

He's not dead, he's drunk! Two years in a row the sky crashed open, the world ended in violence and heartbreak. Some kind of voodoo magic fills the air, smoke pestilence, outrage, disgrace no other way to explain it. No one giggles anymore. The game was over, victory was ours and then

New Orleans Saints 2018 Preview or Fete for the Lwa

yeah right - August 17, 2018August 16, 2018

Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau Hello kiddies! I'm back. Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay they felt (the fools) safe enough to swing open the doors of the mentally wounded and desperately depraved ward and let me have a visit but this visit comes

STRAIGHT UP TRIPPIN IN L.A, YO! Boots on the Ground: Saints at Rams by DJ Taj

laserguru - December 8, 2017December 8, 2017

Banner image courtesy of the legendary Ralph Steadman. Turn off your mind, relax and just float along with me. Maybe it was the 50 grams of high grade edible pot or maybe it was the terribly (we'll get to that ) overpriced beers but what started out was a simple idea, I'm

Someone please help. seems I’ve lost something and I fear it’s my sanity – a Saints bye report

laserguru - October 11, 2017

Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said "Hell no." So I sit down to watch my favorite thing in life, no not porn, time and place kids. That's right the God Damn National Football League. I got my rally skins, I'm drunk, I've got my

If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview

laserguru - August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we? No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?