Rejoice and Be Merry, International Break is O-vah!

King Hippo - March 30, 2019March 29, 2019

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Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year's Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe and Sudamerica are back, by God. So let us enjoy some proper Lesser Footy. Perhaps you wish to sleep in. The Premiership has you covered, starting with

So Much Lesser Footy, So Much HATE

King Hippo - March 2, 2019March 1, 2019

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Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico, coming off the heels of a dull as dishwater Copa tie mid-week. Same location, even. But my blood is up, yet again, for the Merseyside Derby (Sunday,

Saturday Morning Footy – Open Thread

litre_cola - February 2, 2019February 1, 2019

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Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere! This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me as my beloved London Jaguras have been absolutely terrible this campaign. They've allowed 53 goals in 24 games. I am not a mathlete but that is not

Divisional Saturday Roundtable and 12 January Lesser Footy Thread

King Hippo - January 12, 2019January 11, 2019

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HAIL GAMBLOR! European footy is mostly all back this weekend. Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN). The Gooners are feeling the hot breath of Man U(re) for 5th position, while the Hammers have worked their way up to the top half (10th). Could be fairly interesting. Redshite visit

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread

litre_cola - August 25, 2018August 24, 2018

Hi there commentists I hope you're not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week's action as I'll be driving 9 hours to a lakeside cabin in the mountains. That being said it's so smoky from the forest wildfires that we won't be able to see much. Also, I'm

Properly Kicking Off 2018-19 Lesser Footy

King Hippo - August 11, 2018August 10, 2018

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Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic! Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with

Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.

litre_cola - August 4, 2018August 3, 2018

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Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga

Your Saturday Morning Futbol Open Thread, Now with Moar EPL!

ballsofsteelandfury - April 14, 2018April 13, 2018

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It seems every other time I've written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I am biased against the EPL. Those people are correct. Let's take a look at the matchups, one by one, and see why I'm so biased. All

Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)

King Hippo - April 7, 2018April 6, 2018

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Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin' sweet for them, if not coming off a humiliating hiding in the Champions League quarters). That will be on big NBC at 12:30, and everyone will watch.

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open thread. Now with more Wales!

litre_cola - January 27, 2018January 26, 2018

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Well it is my turn in the King Hippo-less rotation so shall we see what is going on in the EPL this morning? Hmmm, nothing. Oh lord please let it be an international break. Everyone has always qualified for Russiya 2018 so it can’t be that. Oh no, it is FA

Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!

litre_cola - December 9, 2017December 9, 2017

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Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check. We gather here today for lesser footy only as JV footy has ended until bowl season and that schedule is spread out for a month or so. Normally King Hippo is your Saturday morning correspondent

JV NFL Championship Saturday and Everton Sells Its Soul and Future

King Hippo - December 2, 2017December 1, 2017

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It's with a heavy and angry heart that I write this. As I noted on NSNO.co.uk, the creatures that live under rocks have won. It is not enough for them to have Brexit and Trump, no. They had to come for my Everton, too. I can not, and will not