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Sexy Footy Sabado – Marcel Brands Edition

Everton drew shit-ass Palace last week, while I was in Colorady. Yes, I got up super early to watch. No, I am not all…

We’re back! Well, 17 of 20 clubs are back but we aren’t going to talk about that. Good morning everyone and welcome to this…

Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year’s Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe…

Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico,…

Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere! This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me…

HAIL GAMBLOR! European footy is mostly all back this weekend. Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN). The Gooners are feeling…

Hi there commentists I hope you’re not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week’s action as I’ll be driving 9 hours to…

Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho’s United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that…

Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It’s that time of year again…

It seems every other time I’ve written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I…