Hallowe’en- The Devil returns to Buffalo

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting me here guys Peterman No problem McCoy [stairs blankly] Devil [mutters to him\her self] no one is going to hit you here, take off the damn helmet Lorenzo Alexander Hello Devil So...I called

Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares

WCS - October 19, 2018October 19, 2018

After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They've been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and tied against the freaking Browns. THE BEN has either been the probable Hall-Of-Famer he most likely is on good days, and looking more like Nate Peterman on

Your “Listen Children, All Is Not Lost” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 13, 2018October 12, 2018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mnw9uiYggU Some days, you just don't give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxvT8KKdFw Tonight's sports: NHL: Leafs at Capitals - 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN Canucks

Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2018October 7, 2018

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Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably this one: Even though I was a wee lil Steelers fan back then, I really liked the Houston Oilers and Earl Campbell and Dan Pastorini. Those were some

Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview

WCS - August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Well, holy hell. Wasn't that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to see who is who? Two greats, with history, both recent, and historically, to add to their legacy? Steelers and Patriots, two rivals vying for for supremacy

HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night

WCS - August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

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WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO.... Who's ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and Mount Union?! This is our methadone for the four weeks, before our six month heroin bender begins. 24 teams (that's 75% of the league; MATH!) play tonight. Here's

2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview

Team Previews

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by tiny dopamine hits along the otherwise slow, cruel, and seemingly endless march to opening kickoff. As soon as the Super Bowl was over, I craved football's return.

Your 2018 Cleveland Browns Season Preview

ballsofsteelandfury - August 6, 2018August 6, 2018

So, true story, I was joking around about how I'd draw the short straw and do the Cleveland Browns season preview and instead turn it into an AFL finals preview and before I knew it, I had actually been assigned the Browns! That should teach me to keep my mouth shut. Now,

Your 2018 US Open Day 1 Preview and All-Day Thread to Waste Time at Work and Avoid Your Family!

WCS - June 14, 2018June 14, 2018

This United States Open. Golf's greatest test; it is my favorite tournament in golf, which makes it one of my top-three and a half sporting events of the year (NCAA Basketball Tournament, NHL Playoffs, and/or NFL Playoffs/WVU made a major bowl game). What makes the US Open truly "Open" is that

Your “Are Duke Harry and Duchess Meghan Divorced Yet?” Sunday Late Afternoon/Early Evening Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 20, 2018May 20, 2018

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Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their freshly wedded bliss Duke of Sussex: Ay, love, this is the best. Just you and me and all these servants, and the paparazzi as soon as we step outside.