Go West, Young Chip

Wellllllll.... this should be interesting... Charles E. "Chip" Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when your team president and noted thin-skinned dickbag Jed York couldn't get along with noted successful sociopath and discount khaki enthusiast Jim Harbaugh, it's a brilliant idea to

Six Years? Six Damn Years.

I found [site redacted] back in 2007. I don't exactly recall the first time I found [site redacted], though I do recall the almost instantaneous connection I felt.  Though I didn't comment for well over a year, I lurked, and just laughed and laughed and laughed. I had heard about [site

DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 9

Still together, hand in hand, strolling towards the inevitable sunset.  Who will break away and walk towards the beach and who will fall down, swallowed by the surf? Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation to Wounded Warriors) We didn't find out this week as our two remaining entrants in the

DFO, Money comes in

After some more thought, I’m sure the Browns are going to fuck us. – Balls, WEW, Cleveland in 1996 WhyEaglesWhy called it in the comments last week.  Sure enough, Cleveland fucked us.  Meanwhile, King Hippo nailed his one pick for the week to jumpstart his monster comeback while DTZM was able to pull

French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!

Not Pictured: The Mouse Toy He Brings on International Travel

/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c'est tout. I av ad eet with this, how do you say, bullsheet. As ov right now, I am on strike. /drinks a small and bitter cafe noisette, ashes his

[DFOnline] Brains Fly Open

I didn't have a chance to check out Dead Island when it originally came out, but it's got a sale and free weekend going on Steam so I figured it was worth a shot. Played a little co-op with my brother. It's quite satisfying to cut a zombie's head off. Might be

An American Football Fan in Paris

As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of her Eiffel Tower to the taint of her Larzac Valley. 'Twasn't shortly after arriving in Paris that he intrepidly snapped this photo: Since he didn't get a