Wellllllll.... this should be interesting... Charles E. "Chip" Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when your team president and noted thin-skinned dickbag Jed York couldn't get along with noted successful sociopath and discount khaki enthusiast Jim Harbaugh, it's a brilliant idea to
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Six Years? Six Damn Years.
Black-ish Monday Roundup
I feel a bit...underwhelmed. All the big news came out yesterday and today we only got Tom Coughlin deciding his face couldn't take another New York winter and decided to GTFO of town. A coach deciding to leave on his own does not a Black Monday make. Let's take a
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise's lead remains at 3, but over a new #2, JerBear. Sill, King Hippo, and Warthog are one behind JerBear in third with the king in yellow two more back. High scorer
NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest. Since I presume very few of you own their breathalyzer smartphone integration tools, I think they overlooked our skewed drinking numbers and settled on...the fucking Bills?
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 9
Still together, hand in hand, strolling towards the inevitable sunset. Who will break away and walk towards the beach and who will fall down, swallowed by the surf? Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation to Wounded Warriors) We didn't find out this week as our two remaining entrants in the
DFO, Money comes in
After some more thought, I’m sure the Browns are going to fuck us. – Balls, WEW, Cleveland in 1996 WhyEaglesWhy called it in the comments last week. Sure enough, Cleveland fucked us. Meanwhile, King Hippo nailed his one pick for the week to jumpstart his monster comeback while DTZM was able to pull
French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!
[DFOnline] Brains Fly Open
An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of her Eiffel Tower to the taint of her Larzac Valley. 'Twasn't shortly after arriving in Paris that he intrepidly snapped this photo: Since he didn't get a