Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread

Open Threads

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 22, 2025

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ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in! [Practice ends and groups of boys rush over and encircle their Coach] RIVERS: Great hustle out there today, boys! Defense, we got some work to do, but I'm really

The Literal AI-Generated Bye Week Update Headline is – Colts at the Bye: A Season of Ups and Downs

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - December 9, 2024December 9, 2024

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AI wrote this part: The Indianapolis Colts head into their Week 14 bye with a 6-7 record, leaving them with a lot to ponder after a rollercoaster first half of the season. It's been a year marked by inconsistency, flashes of brilliance, and more than a few head-scratching moments. Let's break

For the Shoe: A 2021 Indianapolis Colts Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - September 1, 2021September 1, 2021

This is your 2021 Indianapolis Colts team preview. I think I may have done them in an earlier year but making your way through the archives around here is as tough as finding your way out of a greater Marion County Hometown Buffet line on a Friday evening. As some

Kicking Off the Strangest FA Cup and Wild Card 1 of 6 Bitches! Combo Thread

King Hippo - January 9, 2021January 8, 2021

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Good day, imaginary peoples. It's REALLY here. The day we gets a TRIPLEHEADER of Wild Card, Bitches! action. And it happens again tomorrow! We just needed a world-wide pandemic to make it real. [slaps #NuAIDS on the ass, HARD!] But first, we have a wacky Lesser Morning, with pretty much every match on

Your “We Should All Be So Lucky” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 26, 2019August 26, 2019

NFL Nuggets: Andrew Luck updates: The Colts are letting him keep his bonus money from the last contract signing. It amounts to $16.8 million, since he had three years left on the five-year extension he signed in 2016. There are rumours that Jim Irsay has known for a (little) while

Fifty Shades of Gravy (Part 1)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 9, 2015December 8, 2015

The first thing I notice about Mr. Irsay's office is the smell; leather, stale human sweat, spilled beer. It reminds me so much of the fraternity houses in Palo Alto, places that my roommate Coby Fleener would venture into for an occasional “big night out” but I avoided as much I

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - November 20, 2015November 20, 2015

Because I'm sensible (and also busy on Thursday nights) I didn't watch the Jags-Titans game last night. But I did see some highlights this morning, and woof. Man, these Color Rush uniforms are just god-awful, and especially so for Jacksonville. Do you think it's some elaborate game that Nike's playing