Tag: Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace

Some Modest Proposals…

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INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS - DAY A burly ginger-haired man races along the carpeted floor between a set of cubicles, his arms and legs pumping.  As he passes over a line of bright blue masking tape, an NFL employee - TYLER - holding a stopwatch clicks the button, and grins widely. TYLER: That's

Sexy Friday – 20221230

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! So long 2022! While many good things happened this year, many bad things did too. This year was really a land of contrasts! Anyway, there are New Year Eve's parties to attend! Survival - Personal Edition One of things you can do is take care of your breath. (First shower and

Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

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Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that

Sexy Friday – 20221223

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! So long worthless work week. May your personal LDB challenge be done and dusted for another year. In the meantime, it's freezing cold just about everywhere which means icy roads. One of the great things about slick roads is learning to do fun car maneuvers. So let's learn one! Survival -

Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume X

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Sexy Friday – 20221216

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! So long stupid work week. May this be the last work week of the year for all of you. Not for me unfortunately, but I know what I did. Anyway let's have a little talk about fire ants. Survival - Personal Edition Also known as red ants, fire ants are called

Sexy Friday – 20221209

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! So long stupid work week. And a special fuck you to Fox for both their terrible coverage of the World Cup and refusal to let me stream it at work. ¡Gracias Telemunda and Peacock TV! Anyway, holiday season and I've got a truckload of gifts to deliver, so let's

Bears at the Bye: 2022 Boogaloo

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Honestly, I thought about having the whole post be the banner image/gif.  Then I thought about bringing back my other kind of bear gimmick (not that one).  Then I took a nap.  Then I decided I would just say the following: We knew this team would suck.  In the season preview,

Sexy Friday – 20221202

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TGIF! So long November. And DEAD Mannschaft, and Uruguay, and Eye-Ran, and Mexico, and America's Hat. You're next Oranje. We're on to December and the Hard Knock Out Life. Hope your personal LDB challenge is still alive. Mine is because I'm sick and can't get out of my own house.

Sexy Friday – 20221125

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TGIF! So long Turkey week! ('Merikan version) Let's get to it so we can grab our beauty sleep before another early morning of lesser footy, world edition. Survival - Personal Edition Now that you've made left a disaster in your kitchen and forgot to clean up, you've been blessed with a cockroach

Sexy Friday – 20221118

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TGIF! So long, work week and good bye to the Packer's season! Their owners should do something with their framed owner certificates and fix this. Speaking of those cheese heads, let's give them some survival advice on a subject they know all too well. Survival - Personal Edition That's right, today we're