Sexy Friday – 20230406

TGIF! Happy Kraken playoff season! I will be wildly Releasing the Kraken for the foreseeable future. Oh, also, it's Easter weekend if anyone cares. Chocolates and hard boiled eggs for all. Survival - Personal Edition The reason we all love Friday is because that means the work week is over. And apparently,

A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)

Hello, friends. It's a tradition unlike any other. It's The Masters. I'm Jim Nantz, and it's my distinct pleasure to bring you one of the great events in all of sports. It's Augusta National Golf Club, the Mecca of professional golf. The pride, the heritage, the racial purity. Yes, The Masters embodies

Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0

No mock draft this week, because it's time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at what teams might do in the mock draft, all while having done very little in the way of research and having no sources whatsoever.  It usually

Sexy Friday – 20230331

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed indictment week. This weekend brings us the end of the JV wood balling while giving us back lesser footy. In summary, this weekend is a land of contrasts. Let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition Today's topic is a popular one. However, I must forewarn that some

Sexy Friday – 20230324

TGIF! After today, only 7 of the 67 tournament games remain to be played. Where does the time go? Also, it's spring time! Time to get out there because love is in the air. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of which, let's talk about dating someone new. Those wonderful days and weeks

Sexy Friday – 20230317

TGIF! Happy St. Patrick's Day! And if you survived yesterday, then Happy Bracket Busted day! We got a ton of JV baskets ball, lesser footy, racing, and hockey this weekend. Let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition Perhaps you're not the type to sit around and watch sports all day. Perhaps

Sexy Friday – 20230310

TGIF! We've made it to the important part of March: Selection Sunday. Hope everyone got their time off requests submitted and approved for next week. Also, DST is this weekend for those that celebrate. And change those batteries in your smoke detectors. Survival - Personal Edition For those of us not currently

Sexy Friday – 20230303

TGIF! And just like that, it's March. At least I'm reasonably sure this one will be better than 2020's version. Survival - Personal Edition And with it being March, spring is about to be sprung. Which means some of you may venture out, even as far as a mountain! Of course, mountains

Sexy Friday – 20230224

TGIF! At least it was a short week. (apologies Doug Martin) But, we can look forward to, um, hmm. Well then, check your local listings, I'm sure something is on. Survival - Personal Edition Last week, we learned to tie a tie (and a bowtie)! Unfortunately, I did not go over how

Sexy Friday – 20230217

TGIF! As we now bask in the afterglow of the Superb Owl and Galentine's Day, it's important to focus on the important things. That's right, we are mere days from the glorious return of Sunday Gravy! Survival - Personal Edition Now that our collective Corporate Overlords are pushing for a return to