Writer's Note: To catch up on the full story, follow the links: Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Chapter Twelve Balls was furiously typing into his phone when the dark brown object flashed across his eyes. When Balls regained consciousness, he was strapped to a table made of
Month: March 2016
The Usual Suspensions (Part 4)
EXT. DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAY. Exterior shot of the arrivals terminal at Denver International Airport. A large black SUV pulls up to the curb. Two men sit inside the vehicle, waiting patiently for the arrival of a passenger. The driver of the vehicle, an extremely large young white man, peers out the
Your “Manziel’s Still a Brown?” Tuesday Open Thread
Quick Question
Would you rather: 1. Go blind orЩ} Lose all your other senses? Would You Rather… Go Blind Lose Your Other Senses View Results
Now We Reward Sucking: Hagiography In The Age Of King
There’s no better opening than the this one by Ian O’Connor, so we’ll just go with that: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14918070/father-archie-thankful-peyton-manning-career-nfl“Archie Manning should have known better, and his middle son, Peyton, was reminding him why.“It’s only his first game and already we have Peyton shaming others for his own lousy performance. His O-Lines really
How to Enjoy a Baseball Game
DFO Radio: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!
Lazy Sunday Night Open Thread
I used to hate Sundays. Work and/or school the next day tends to take away from the enjoyment. For the most part, I still do. Today, though, I've enjoyed a full day of doing jack shit, so I'm ready to go back to work. If anyone wants to get in on
Commentist Beer Barrel: Substitute Teachers Are The Worst
Got a call from my dear friend Make It Snow (real first name: Rudiger) asking me to fill in on the Beer Barrel post while he recovers from testicular enhancement surgery, so of course I agreed. Anything for one of my brothers-in-feeling-ashamed-of-our-genitalia, as we say here in America. But SonOfSpam,
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #5
Last week, we continued with the season previews, met my favorite AFL player, and caught up on the first scores from the preseason. This week, we have more scores, more previews, and a brand new player to get to know. Let's dive in. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! A few
Your “These Pyjamas Aren’t Going To Wear Themselves All Damn Day” Sunday Open Thread
The Let’s Watch AFL and Drink and Post Fun Things Evening Open Thread
On the WatchAFL app, we've got the Western Bulldogs facing the Melbourne Demons at 7 PM Pacific followed by the Brisbane Lions against the St. Kilda Saints. Of course, stories of drunken mayhem are more than welcome as well as pictures and music videos. With that, I declare this thread OPEN!