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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 1, 2016September 1, 2016

/Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from the door frame, squinting against even the faint sunlight. His beard appears to be thick and bushy enough to hide Dan Snyder, but something still hints at

VontazeMeBro’s 2016 Cincinnati Bengals Preview

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Old School Zero - September 1, 2016August 31, 2016

Some of you may have become fathers in the last couple of years, but there's still only one of us that came back from the legendary Super Bowl orgy as a mom: the fantastic VontazeMeBro, now the proud mommy of a Bengals baby. I reached out to her for her

To Bear Down or Not To Bear Down

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 1, 2016August 30, 2016

That is the question. At the risk of stating the obvious, football is awesome. The hitting, the strategy, the fresh grass underfoot as your team of choice takes the field in that late summer warmth--they all fill you with excitement, anticipation, and joy. Yet there is a key ingredient required to