Jerry Jones Releases Statements

On Greg Hardy: “While we did not have access to the photos that became public today, we were and are aware of the serious nature of this incident.  We as an organization take this very seriously. We do not condone domestic violence. We entered into the agreement with Greg fully understanding

Matt Hasselbeck Has A Rough Day

  Matt Hasselbeck: Man, what a great day! Backing up this Andrew Luck kid is such a wonderful job, it's like he never gets hurt! Thank God I didn't take the Cowboys' offer. Man, would I ever be sore. Hey, there's a 7-Eleven! I could sure go for a Slurpee right now. 7-Eleven Clerk:

The [*Redacted] s Get a New Community Outreach Coordinator

In a lavishly-appointed office, somewhere near (well, not that near) Washington D.C., the [*Redacted] s' chiefs tackle a problem... Bruce Allen: "Our latest pronouncement that we won't change our team name -" Dan Snyder: "THE [*Redacted] S!" Bruce Allen: "Uh, right. The [*Redacted] s. Anyway, our announcement that we won't change our name even to negotiate