AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 18

This week... We have finished the regular season and are now ready for finals! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Here are the results and highlights from Round Eighteen: Thursday, September 17, 2020 North Melbourne Kangaroos 34 v West Coast Eagles 49 at Metricon Stadium The Eagles took care of the Roos, as expected, and

Sexy Friday, Belated Mexican Independence Day edition

So, last week was Mexican Independence Day. In previous years, this would mean tons of people going to bars in Los Angeles and a lot of people taking off on vacation to visit family in México and partake in festivities there. Obviously, that didn't happen this year. Well, let me rephrase

The D of S, Cerchio Uno

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left. TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!? BALLS:

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 17

This week... We have finished the second shitload of games in a row and we have almost finished the regular season:       Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Here are the results and highlights from Round Seventeen: Thursday, September 10, 2020 St. Kilda Saints 50 v West Coast Eagles 65 at The Gabba The Saints had

Sexy Friday, you know what day it is today edition

So, today is September 11 and we all know what happened on that day. No need to discuss further. Instead, we are going to focus on hot and sexy soccer girls and figure out if you can spot the hidden theme. To make it more interesting, I challenge everyone to identify

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 16

This week... We are getting close to the end of the second shitload of games in a row:       Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We have another game tonight, so we can't dilly dally! Here are the results and highlights from Round Sixteen: Saturday, September 5, 2020 North Melbourne Kangaroos 42 v Port Adelaide Power

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AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 15 – Sexy Friday Encore!

This week... We are in the middle of the second shitload of games in a row:   and it's the Start of Labour Day Weekend Sexy Friday Bitches!! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat!   There are hot soccer chicks to get to.  Let's not waste any time! Here are the results and highlights from Round