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Sexy Friday – A World Cup Preview!
I was going to do this last week, but I ran out of time. Luckily, I had plenty of time last weekend to work…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 7
At 2:55 on the dot, I walked out of the room and headed towards the pool. I like to be right on time. Not…
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Sexy Friday – 20220617
Here we are, once again, on Sexy Friday (all Fridays should be Sexy), and I’m serving up a Karen Carpenter job. I had a…
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Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational
Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 6
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, here for Part 4, and here for Part 5. In my line of work, you see…
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Sexy Friday – A Sunday Gravy Discussion
On Sunday Gravy last week, we discussed, somewhat appropriately I suppose, the virtues of the curvy gal. Let me make one thing perfectly clear:…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 5
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, and here for Part 4. I smiled as I turned around. “What the fuck…
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Sexy Friday – First Weekend in June 2022
I’ve been rewatching Archer and I just noticed something weird. In the latest seasons, Archer is very concerned about Lana’s daughter which is also…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. “You weren’t kidding about those protein bars!” Claudia laughed when she…