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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…
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Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1
Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed:…
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Your MNF Open thread. Now with more balls!
Your friendly Northern Ontario neighborhood hobo enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to…
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Your 2022 World Cup España Preview
The last time I did a preview, I gave you a stereotypical look at the country of my birth. This time, I could give…
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I have confession to make
I may be a Secret Southerner. I was thinking about this the other day as I was drinking Dr. Pepper, eating Mac and Cheese,…
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Your 2022 World Cup México Preview
The long and the short of it is that México, the land of my birth, isn’t doing Jack Shit in Qatar except picking up…
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Sexy Friday – NFL Kickoff Weekend 2022 + 1/2 assed Steelers Preview
Today is a special edition of Sexy Friday. If all goes well, Mr. Ayo will be taking over this space soon and y’all will…
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Sexy Friday – Labor Day Weekend 2022
We are still going with abbreviated versions of Sexy Friday. Things are crazy, but falling into place. I feel a little bit like Kyle…
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Sexy Friday – 20220826
We are still going with abbreviated versions of Sexy Friday as things are STILL crazy busy. Tonight, we have hot AFLW action as the…
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Sexy Friday – 20220812
We are still going with abbreviated versions of Sexy Friday as things are STILL crazy busy. Last week, I spoke about things heading in…