And all the Angels vomited: World Cup Preview. Switzerland!

DJ TAJ - November 9, 2022

You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well then sit right down, because Grandpa Stupid has a whopper of a story to tell you. Soccer, it turns out, began in a faraway land, across the

Chapter 2

DJ TAJ - November 2, 2022

Now where were we? Oh yes K Stew and I were just about to… According to locals the temperature of the water can reach up to 118 degrees in the summer. Some go as far to say that the heavy salt

2022 New Orleans Saints Team Preview

DJ TAJ - September 8, 2022September 8, 2022

The Rattle of Metal Ghosts Everyone is dead, nothing left, smoke is all you see, the sound of laughter from little devils surrounds you. Burning and pestilence, greed and blood, dishonor, lie to hide the truth. We have to go to war with ourselves. Murder most foul right in my own

Dancing in the Lake Of Fire

DJ TAJ - July 14, 2022October 28, 2022

I'm going to blame Kristen Stewart for this. "Open with" Scary dead children floating in the ethereal mist chanting. Tajjy and Kristen sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Oh bliss Eyes open, wake up to: Day 109 locked down in the Covid cave. One thing is for certain madness dwells here. Every day you face the

Dreams really do come true, if you’re an idiot

DJ TAJ - March 23, 2022March 21, 2022

My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest of my sad existence. Have you ever been to a golf driving range and seen some loser in one of those crappy old machines picking up golf

How did I get barf in my backseat? A very special Boots on the Ground Experience

DJ TAJ - December 1, 2021November 29, 2021

Anytime it’s been ill conceived enough that I somehow become the designated driver? Well most of those adventures have not ended proper and it saddens me to inform that this jaunt did not either. The game I love can only be produced one way, for television. I made a decision to venture

Here Lies the Past

DJ TAJ - October 13, 2021October 13, 2021

I was in this horrible place several years ago Then my own personal demons cast me out, but not this time. When you're trespassing in the land of ghosts, it’s best to be aware of your surroundings. Madness dwells, the air is filled with it. As you stand on the fetid ground It splits open under

The Gods of Football

DJ TAJ - September 23, 2021September 25, 2021

You want one of these? You know you do, you know how you get one? You earn it by working hard and spilling hot blood. So I wake to a glorious morning and pack my bags. You see I’m off to Reedley California. 202 miles of searing road that leads to

A very DJ TAJ Saints Preview

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2021August 17, 2021

banner image via Or if you will, Drew has gone to heaven.For years now you’ve bitched and whined he’s too old, you opined, he’s too slow, he can’t throw for shit! Well now smartass he’s gone, hell he may call one of this year's Saints games on T.V. but he ain’t

Let’s go to Hollywood, but why?

DJ TAJ - July 28, 2021July 28, 2021

Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but Marilyn is dead, has been dead for a long time. I know, I know, just listen to me, you may not believe this but I know where she is. No way bro, where? Can’t