Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about COVID Variants! But we've learned, by the dust of them all... DFO learned.
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Nature Abhors a Vacuum: Tuesday Evening Open Thread Edition
Mock Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The XVII(a)(3)(C)(iii)
Good day to you, beautiful degenerates. Reverend Mayhem here, subbing in for the intrepid Horatio Cornblower. Grand Admiral Cornblower is currently on detached service with the Bey of Backscratchistan's Navy. We will preserve the time-honored Rites of The Mock Draft: 1. First come, first served, subject to my whims and fancies; 2. For
Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. - the Tuesday Evening Open Thread - Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the "NFL," is hosting their annual player selection this week, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead, but my head's cryogenic storage pod only gets
Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Wait, Robin Hood is the Bad Guy Now? A Thursday Open Thread
Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem is your substitute teacher.] https://youtu.be/Q_I0tJigC40 /Takes a slow, lingering drag off the last cigarette in a pack bought January 8, 2000. /Puts it out on his forearm. Ahhhh, there it
MOAR BLOOD TO OIL THE GEARS!: Your College Football Championship/Charcoal-Gray Monday II Open Thread
Huh. Well that went a different direction than expected... I'm not surprised to be writing a followup Coaches Gettin' ShitCanned post this week. In a historically weak NFC, the Bearistocrats! still needed the Super Bonus Charity Wild Card to qualify for the playoffs. Listening to Chicago sports radio (having spent part
Coaches in Peril!: Your Charcoal-Gray Monday Open Thread
It's the Monday after the regular season closes- traditionally the day that the NFL Villagers lead a group of trussed-up coaches to the mouth of the volcano and sacrifice them to Has'Lam, God of Doing Something for the Sake of Doing Something. This year continues the trend of Relatively Boring Bloodletting.
#DisBelieveland: 2020 Cleveland Browns Bye Week Update
Quick: without looking at their record, are the Cleveland Browns a good team or a bad team? Got an answer? You're wrong. Whichever way you answered, you're wrong. Cleveland is a Limited Heisenberg Uncertainty Team: at any given time, you can know where they are, but you can't know where they are going.
America: Love It or Change It
Is it stupid and jingoistic to play the national anthem before professional sporting events? Probably. Is the Star-Spangled Banner an agrammatical piece of doggerel? Yeah, a bit. Is this clip of a scared 13 year old girl losing her way in the song during an NBA Playoff game, only to have NBA Hall of
