Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1 Issue 1: The (Slightly Belated, Shhh) Inaugural Season Preview

Okay, what in the crap is this? This is Nocturnes Magazine, a look into the Brooklyn Nocturnes. Okay… that doesn't help me. Who are the Brooklyn Nocturnes and what do they do? Remember the diceball I mentioned? Well, I'm going to use a monthly Wumbo column to write in more detail because it got

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Can’t Believe I’m Making a Uni Guide for the Marble League

But I am! So there. Why? Because I can, because Marble League 2024 just started, and because the team shirts have stepped up their game this year. Links to the unis should be obvious enough (it's the store link because I don't want to be bothered to show each picture

Your Parade and March of the Wooden Soldiers Thanksgiving Morning Thread

Because as we know it isn't Thanksgiving until you hear: "You have to stay with Barnaby, you're married to him.""I don't want to stay here with him.""Why?""I DON'T LOVE HIM!" Because March of the Wooden Soldiers (aka Babes in Toyland) is a timeless classic, no matter how much it's aged (and in several ways

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post

Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Classical Corner: Requiem Rankings

Welcome to another/the first official I guess segment of Senor's Classical Corner, a segment inside of Wumbo Wednesday where I try to put some cultcha in this joint! And since I played the Mozart Requiem this past weekend, here's as good a time as any to talk about requiems and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Throwback Sports I Found on YouTube Edition!

Which is to say… did you know SlamBall's on YouTube now? I remember watching it on Spike. Also, I remember Spike, and I'm allowed to go down a rambling memory hole because it's my birthday. (It's also resident sandwich artist The Maestro's birthday!) No, I am not about to do

Götterdammerung: Your Wednesday Night Postmortem Thread

Yeah, no Wumbo tonight. Barely a thread tonight. Who knows how long we have before we're shut down for *checks notes* Sexy Friday? Fortunately I got out of my gig early enough to avoid the news from last night's event, but tonight might not be fun. Just three of us, keep

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where Everyone Else Shot the Lights Out

Except the Canadiens, because fuck 'em. Leprechaun Sox? Shot the lights out. Sharky? Decent, definitely above projected showing as opposed to my team missing the lights out. Even dice baseball expansion preseason last night! Brooklyn's lost 3 straight, but this one by the narrow margin of… 23-0. (7 in the 2nd

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun Violinist Stories!

So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn't go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he's fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgjmMVqUPw Fun story! Actually two. Story 1: When I was a lad my youth orchestra went to go see him play I don't remember what. Anyway, we