In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search for articles that may have gone by the wayside. Yes, we've always been here, Mr. Torrance. You've already seen Shogun's discovery, and here's an article before
Author: Senor Weaselo
Your “No, We’re Not Gonna Do F***in’ Stonehenge!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXzzHM8zLw Tonight and tomorrow night are Manhattanhenge, a twice-yearly phenomenon (once in the spring, once in the summer) where the setting sun aligns perfectly with the Manhattan street grid. It looks something… like-a this. It's enough of a nerdy curiosity that it's right up my alley! So of course I've never successfully
Your “And It Was the Best Day Ever” Tuesday Night/MLB ASG Open Thread
Well at least for me it was. More after the news. NFL News Subtract one day from all the things I said yesterday! Chiefs promote co-director of player personnel Brett Veach to general manager after former GM John Dorsey parted on mutual terms. Apparently Cardinals coach Bruce Arians had surgery in February to remove
“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread
“About Time Already”: Your Thursday Evening NBA Finals Open Thread
Hooray, it's finally here, the inevitable third installment of the trilogy that we didn't necessarily need! You know, like Godfather Part III, Shrek the Third, Matrix: Revolutions, and Spider-Man 3. (As opposed to Return of the King or surprisingly Toy Story 3. Don't get me started on Toy Story 3, man!
Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread
Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper
(Electric Boogaloo didn't quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn't work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where was I? Oh yeah.) So another year, another expo, another evening and following day of gastrointestinal discomfort, all that good stuff. I don't have to give as
Breaking: ESPN Lays Off a Bunch of People, Some of Whom You Might Like
Earlier today (it's still before midnight DFO time!) ESPN laid off a whole bunch of people from their on-air staff including SportsCenter anchors, people on Baseball Tonight, a whole bunch of college reporters, and basically their whole hockey staff not named Barry Melrose. Others, like Karl Ravech, Ryen Russilo, and Hannah Storm,
House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Kiss the Curb
Your “Free Oakley” NY Rangers NHL Playoff Preview
(Yeah, wrong team at MSG, but whatever.) 2016-17 record: 48-28-6 (21-16-4 home, 27-12-2 away, 3-4 shootout), 102 pts (4th in the Metropolitan Division, 1st Wild Card) Goals For: 256 (4th) Goals Against: 220 (13th Goal Differential: +36 (5th) Another year, another Rangers team makes the playoffs with a 100+ point season, woo, 3 years in
Your “Wait, Is Anyone Doing an MLB Preview?” MLB Preview!
/looks around Nope? I guess I better get to it. /puts on Yankees cap /gets pelted with… rubber chickens? Come on, you guys, I'm worth more than Svengoolie! /gets pelted with whole raw chickens That's better. Anyway, the baseball season starts in a couple hours and resident Master of Sexymonies theeWeeBabySeamus is unable to reprise his duties
House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Origins
We remember our first tastes of things fondly. Our first bite into what becomes our favorite dish. Our first sip of what becomes our favorite new drink. Our first hit of that sweet primo shit that makes you feel… wait a minute. Sorry, I digressed. Um, Senor Weaselo here, Yeah