TGISF… AKA “If She’s Willing To Go Down Under, She’s A Keeper” Sexy Friday Open Thread

For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week, you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky as to receive this great honor? Well,  today is the Aussie rules Grand Final and all things Aussie are taking over. We will be giving you a full

Baltimore Area Knife Sales Spike, Film at 11

Ravens increase security around Ray Lewis statue after petition to tear it down Jeebus.  You really can't make this stuff up, truth really is stranger than fiction. What a piece of human waste. "It only bothers me if I blatantly did something to gain awareness for myself," he said. "What I did is

Your “We’re Barely Halfway There, Don’t Wuss Out, Keep On Drankin'” Late Afternoon Games Thread

Things got started early today in London.  The Ratbirds missed their wake up call, however.  Yeeeeesh. But we're at the day's halfway point finally.  What's on tap this late afternoon?   Seattle at Tennessee (4:05pmEDT, FOX) I like the Titans and Mariota in this one.  Take Tennessee and give the 2 points.  Plus, as

TGISF… AKA “Make Like A Tree…And Get Outta Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rze0XkDUqQ Ah yes, leaves.  That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me.  Oh well. It might not feel like it (it was in the lower 90s here today, for example) but today is the first day of Autumn. Autumn is a pretty neat time of year. 

TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

If you've read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today.  And you also already know I'm at the beach this week. You also ALSO know that among other things this week, I've been getting back to surfing.  It's been a while

Surf…

ballsofsteelandfury and I are gonna talk about surfing a little bit and hopefully some of the rest of you whom I know to be surfers will join in in the comments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M - tWBS:  The first time I surfed I was probably about eight years old.  Or maybe nine.  Maybe even ten.  Hell,

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Don't stare at that banner image up there too long.  Because you can't have her.  But we'll get to that. Last week, we paid homage to the amateurs...   https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/09/01/tgisf-18/ Yes, a good portion of last week's TGISF was a shameless NCSU plug, why do you ask? And we lost anyway.  Meh. But this week, we're

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread

JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!! Hope you like that banner image.  We'll get back to that but.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAO9A9GjgI - First, Some Business (again) Fantasy Football!!! I'm by no means a FF expert.  I did it once, and I sucked at it.  But I have now put my pride on the line and am about to get my ass

TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread

First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season.  So get your sorry butts in there and play with us.  So to speak. The group name is DFO Crack Suicide Squad and it is a public league.

TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa - Get it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJzZho1TS9U - So, it probably isn't too difficult to figure out this week's theme.  But I'm still not telling you yet. But here's a "hint". - I enjoy reading for pleasure.  Unfortunately, I don't have much