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Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread
Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement.…
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It Was Gonna Be One Helluva Party
This is a new one: Esteban Loaiza, drug kingpin. The second-winningest pitcher from Mexico in MLB history was arrested Friday with 20 kilos of…
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TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)
Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week’s TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a “by…
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Goddess II – Episode 2
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for…
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DFO University – Drugs 3: An Introductory Course
tWBS: Good morning, Class. Class (half asleep): Good morning, Seamus. tWBS: Hey, that’s… Professor Seamus to you!!!! Class (fully asleep): *snoring* tWBS: OK, fine. …
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Your Tuesday “There’s No Early Kontent Scheduled So I’m Doing This” Daytime Open Thread
The post-season hangover, both literal and figurative, continues. This post is not meant to be “good”, per se. No Pulitzer nominees are in danger,…
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tWBS’ Contributions to Thee Superb Owl LII Champions….De Nada, Philly
“The best $600 I ever spent” Those are my own words. I said them last night just before the final whistle of the Eagles’…
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Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread
There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust…
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TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate
Yep, it’s still Hate Week. And we’ll get to that, I promise. But first…. – This Week’s Weirdness Update Remember last week? When I…
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Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we’re actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to…