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TALES FROM THE METEOR! – A Case of Mistaken Identity
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Your “Hey There’s Football Today…Wait Sorry, Nope” Sunday Open Thread
Of all of the major professional sports, the NFL’s All Star game, the Pro Bowl, has become the biggest joke of all IMHO. And…
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TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!
It’s been “interesting” around DFO this week. Now that we’re transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they’re in a rather weird mood. King…
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Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles…. balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has…
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Your “Whose Bright Idea Was It To Leave tWBS In Charge?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
BeerGuyRob’s. That’s who (Whose? Whom? Whut?). Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard. He decided he’d rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight. Just to go…
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TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1
It’s Been A While, Eh? Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven’t seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V
tWBS: So here we are again. It’s gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS: You…
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FISHNET: A BoTG Investigation
Author’s Note: I watched a lot of TV when I was a kid. One of my favorites was old reruns of Dragnet. For me,…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies IV
tWBS: So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we’re trying to force upon them yet? Balls: …
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Your “Imma Need To Be Drunk For This One” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Yeah, so what if we say that every night? It doesn’t make it not true, does it? Does it????? DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!! –…