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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III
BallsofSteelandFury: We’re back! Some of you may say, “Like herpes!” and you’re only partially correct. This time, we are tackling a film that, truthfully, …
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Your “Even Moar Saturday NFL? Thanks Santa!!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see…. Can’t blame him, though. He’s got a big day tomorrow. He deserves a little…
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TGISF…AKA “Time To Fill That Sack Ya Fat B*st*rd” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, that’s not what I meant!!! Get your head in the game!!! But I also can’t fault ya on that one. One must play…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies II
tWBS: OK, so the last time we did this, for Men at Work , we had a short-lived disagreement about who was Carl…
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Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread
Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt,…
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TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF. I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay…
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Your “Slightly Hurried and Less Than Comprehensive” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight’s lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. …
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Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread
Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. In my neck o’ the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of…
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Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Nope, no football tonight. More or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0 OK, calm down, don’t cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I’m dipping into the “Pool of Princesses” for TGISF this week to make things easy…