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DFO-CON Vegas II – We’re All Still Alive
As most of you are aware, and are probably tired of hearing about by now I’m sure, some of us here at DFO got…
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TGISF… AKA “Are Ya Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Note: While I wasn’t paying attention, BallsofSteel once again invaded my personal space. At least this time I didn’t need antibiotics afterwards. But I…
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25 Questions (Plus One)…
…About this… Sort of. This one is a little different than our normal 25 Questions format, so pay attention. While any and all you…
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Free Tito!!!!!
He was only trying to help…probably. I mean is it his fault the official is a weenie and can’t catch? Plus….the ref hit him…
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TGISF…AKA “Now We’re Cooking” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So I guess many of us did some cooking yesterday. Or at least reaped the benefits of someone else doing it. Me myself? I…
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This Guy Again
I think it would be very interesting to talk with LaVar Ball. Granted, I’d probably end up punching him…then I’d be the bad guy.…
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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt IV – Carolina Panthers
[Interior, Night, Somewhere in Baltimore] JJ Fozz and tWBS sit at a bar drinking. Heavily. As they feast on steamed crabs… …and down beer…
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TGISF… AKA Your “I’m Feline Paw-sitively Purr-iffic” Sexy Friday Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4 – So this whole “one week turnaround time” thing for me to respond to theme/princess requests is getting interesting, huh? It’s almost like…
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Your “Mo’ MAC, Mo’ Problems” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I didn’t get my book read last night. Shocking, I know. I probably won’t get to it today/tonight either. Mostly because I suck and…
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“MAC n Cheese Is All You Get Tonight” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
There’s no football tonight, of course. Well, at least not the varsity variety. Barely the JV variety either, unless you’re a MAC fan… But…