2016 Quotables (Week 4)

blaxabbath - October 5, 2016October 5, 2016

Well....so.....yeah. That was a Week 4 of NFL football. I watched a depressing amount of the London game and pretty much the entire depressing America's Game of the Week (which could actually be one of multiple games, depending on your location) so, upon initial glance, this week wasn't as great for

2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Entries)

blaxabbath - September 20, 2016September 20, 2016

Amazing performances all around in Week 2. With the Ravens, Texans, and Eagles heading up the list of 'for real' undefeateds, we're shocked -- SHOCKED, I TELL YOU! -- to see the Dolphins, SLURS, and perpetual preseason darling Jaguras still winless. Hope you were watching but, if not (the MRSA/CANO game felt

2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Results)

blaxabbath - September 16, 2016September 16, 2016

As I mentioned Tuesday, the format for the Quotables submissions ended up being a little wonky. When NFL Memes or Fox NFL Sunday steals this bit from us ("You commented on a post. Congratulations on signing up for The Herd Podcast RSS Feed!"), I'm sure their tech prowess/data mining software will

2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Entries)

blaxabbath - September 13, 2016September 13, 2016

Author's Note: I see the page will reload after each submission. Sorry about that. I'll work on it for future editions if you'll bear with me for today. Welcome to a new feature here at [DFO] where you all, the fans, can provide the hilarious commentary that is usually limited to the

A Year Ago: KSK in Memoriam

The Commentist Party - July 31, 2016July 31, 2016

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A year ago today, KSK Smelled Us Later, Forever. It's hard to think it's been so long, or even so short sometimes, but I know that many of us feel that we owe the good folks who Made U-----X Great Before a debt of some kind. We've heard from Ape,

Your “Random Odds & Ends” Friday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 8, 2016July 8, 2016

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NFL News: Megatron admitted the culture & acceptance of losing in Detroit factored into his decision to retire. They went 54-90 during his 9 years, only making the playoffs twice. He admitted more success would have made it more difficult to retire, so he looked at what they had on

Commentist Beer Barrel: Treehouse Brewery, The Best Beer You Can’t Have

Horatio Cornblower - May 28, 2016

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Greetings fellow drunks! Horatio Cornblower filling in for makeitsnow, who is no doubt scratching off calendar dates with increasingly shaky red x's as his self-imposed 30 day sabbatical from sweet, sweet alcohol winds down. (C'mon makeitsnow, do it for your old pals at DFO!) Today we'll be

Your “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 26, 2016May 26, 2016

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Oh yeah - it's time to dust off that dictionary and linguistics degree... ...it's Spelling Bee season again! It's been going on all day. The finals are tonight on ESPN, because TNT must be covering the final nail in the Warriors coffin. Much like the Westminster Kennel Club show does, it should

Top-Heavy: How Vernon Hargreaves III and Ryan Kelly Determined the 2016 [DFO] Draft Contest Winner

blaxabbath - May 3, 2016May 3, 2016

So, first, I'd like to thank everyone who took part in the inaugural [DFO] Draft Challenge, Pick Is In. I didn't watch any of the event (I was in Denver for a horrible-weather weekend where I was quite disappointed by the lack of public celebration for the Bronco's Super Bowl

Pick Is In – A [DFO] 2016 Draft Challenge LIVE Results Post

blaxabbath - April 28, 2016April 28, 2016

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So we've made it to the first major event of the 2016 NFL season, the first round of the draft is tonight! As we are reminded that coaches, general managers, and meddling owners are the real stars of this league, we will also use this event to be introduced to the latest class

Pick Is In – A [DFO] 2016 Draft Challenge

blaxabbath - April 21, 2016April 22, 2016

Sunday Night Football on Thursday Night Presents: The Big Pick Night (I'm not sure if the NFL has successfully trademarked the word 'Draft' yet) is now just a week away. With the Titans and Browns having both collected a small bounty in return for the top two picks, the drama is sure