Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 1)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 17, 2015September 18, 2015

In September of 2015, the U.S. Justice System declared the NFL's disciplary efforts were in violation of due process laws. In the wake of this historic decision, the league found itself unable to enforce discipline amongst its players. The NFL attempted to force all disciplinary procedures to be settled through arbitration,

The Bandock Saints Are Born

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 30, 2015July 30, 2015

Boston, MA [Connor and Murphy McManus and David Goodella Roggo sit at a round kitchen table in a dimly lit apartment, drinking and smoking, while SportsCenter plays in the background.] Neil Everett: ...but unless something drastic is done, the Red Sox don't seem like they are going anywhere but down in their

Everybody, Welcome the New Guy

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 28, 2015August 4, 2015

KSK Kommenters is proud to introduce our newest contributor: The Sports Guy, Bill Simmons! SPORTS GUY: Glad to be here, Zach. And a pleasure to meet you after all of these years watching you. I remember the first time I watched Saved By the Bell. It really reminded me of the

Coming to Your Town: NHL Expansion

Covalent Blonde - July 21, 2015July 21, 2015

NHL expansion is imminent, for better or worse. As much as all fans of any sport inherently recoil at the notion of expansion, I try to take solace in expansion as a sign that maybe one day ESPN will recognize hockey as an actual sport. The deadline for the application

Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Deli, Westlake/MacArthur Park

Covalent Blonde - July 20, 2015July 20, 2015

For those in the area currently or shall be, there will be another DFO field trip coming up soon--this time with more pastrami and more oral.... history! When: Saturday, 15th of August, 2015 2:00 p.m. Where: Langer's Delicatessen 704 S Alvarado St Los Angeles, CA 90057 213.483.8050 Admittedly, this is really just a pilgrimage to follow Yeah Right's

Father’s Office: an Oral History

Covalent Blonde - July 13, 2015July 13, 2015

Saturday Balls of Steel, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, Yeah Right, and I got the opportunity share a few beers, discuss life, abandoning a team that is garbage, disc jockeying, faking bad reception while golfing, and other topics for only that classiest folks. I may or may may not have made the claim that

Rex Ryan, Greatest … Ever!

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 26, 2015June 27, 2015

(Interior: 69th Floor of a Manhattan high-rise building. Corner conference room with glass walls with a view of lower Manhattan) Ad Exec #1: Hey Don, you know anything about this new guy coming in? Don: Nah, Pete. Heard nothing about him. He’s supposedly on this job exchange program the NFL bigwigs dreamt

Welcome To The New House

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - June 18, 2015

Welcome, everybody, to the new home of [DOOR FLIES OPEN]. We're happy to open the doors to our fancy new hovel. There may be some bugs, or some problems to fix, but I think we'll be happy here. We have a new feature - your name is actually attached to

Melisandre faces the Small Council

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 8, 2015

INT. SMALL COUNCIL CHAMBERS - DAY VARYS: All right, the small council has received the raven regarding Miss Melisandre's conduct at the Siege of Winterfell, endorsement from the Warden of the North...Maester Pycelle? PYCELLE: As her supervisor I would describe Melinsandre's progress as quite remarkable. Taking into account her dedication to R'hllor and