Goddess II – Episode 8

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia: I need to go freshen up... (to tWBS) ... While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa: Me too, I'll go with you

Goddess II – Episode 7

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 16, 2018March 21, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia): See? I knew they’d find us here. Leticia: Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls): We’ve been looking for your asses all night. So where’s the case? You said you

Goddess II – Episode 6

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music): OK Folks... Try not to break anything. Bedrooms are off limits. Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves. There's beer and

Oscar Night 2018 Open Thread

makeitsnowondem - March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

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Good evening, Commentists! It's Oscar night, and I'm here to set the stage for your finest cinematological dick jokes. Here are the nominees for Best Picture, ranked, and my predictions for which of them will actually win. 10. Darkest Hour Impeccably acted and unexpectedly pretty to look at. There are no bad movies

Goddess II – Episode 5

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia: I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated): I don't care

Oscar Preview 2018: Prestige Award Lightning Round

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makeitsnowondem - March 1, 2018

I did it. I had to go to two different theaters yesterday because the one I went to first was having "events" of some sort and had canceled all its normal screenings with minimal notice, but I regrouped, ate something, and saw the last movie on the list, the Aaron Sorkin

Oscar Preview 2018: Salute Your Shorts

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makeitsnowondem - February 28, 2018February 28, 2018

The animated features and short films are, collectively, some of my favorite awards-season categories. There's almost always something in there that's as good as most of the Best Picture nominees, and because it's not a Best Picture nominee, I get to feel smug about appreciating it. Also, a lot of

Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake

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makeitsnowondem - February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

Good afternoon, Commentists! Today I'm cruising on through the more artsy categories today, and here's a status update: I have three more feature films to watch, and another seven shorts still, and as of tomorrow all of them will be available to me. We're really doing this! Let's get into

At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii

ballsofsteelandfury - February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice: KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls: Oh, hi June! Or is it Ms. Khnockers? Lovely to see you! Won't you come on in?

Oscar Preview 2018: Awards for Nerds

Entertainment

makeitsnowondem - February 25, 2018February 25, 2018

Good afternoon, Commentists. We're a week from Oscar night, and and my plan was to cover all the "technical categories" today, but that was before I did a little more research and discovered that there are seven technical categories and that they include costume design and production design. And, look,

Goddess II – Episode 4

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 23, 2018February 27, 2018

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS: Holee... Leticia: ...Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya. Leticia: da Fuq????? Vanessa: Right????? balls: Welcome to the Sky View Suite. Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped. Let's get crunk. tWBS: You guys go ahead. Imma hit

Oscar Preview 2018: The Films No One Watches

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makeitsnowondem - February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Good afternoon, Commentists. We're ten days from the Oscars, and I believe that this will finally be the year that I can claim to have watched everything. Some of you may remember how close I've gotten the past couple of years; I missed the animated film My Life as a Courgette last year,