No, this won't be a regular feature. I am too scatterbrained to commit to finishing anything. But as a young Hippo, through various political phases, I always identified as a George Carlin disciple. What he said, and how he said it - really spoke to me. Not that he was a
Fuck You America
Inside This Weekend’s Big Match! – Saturday Wakey-Wakey Thread
Will the thread title summon Wakezilla?? And no, I don't mean today's Massive-Cuntoff. I won't be watching that, though I must wish Don Carlo well (but Other Hippo gags in saying so). NO! All eyes SHOULD be turned to Wembley, where Our Erotic Robins Hood face off against dire and boring Huddersfield
Hippo’s Thursday Waking Nightmare (Part el Fin)
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don't want to acquire the nickname "Stumpy." (this opener accompanied a winner, and I am superstitious as fuck) As during three previoUs Bitter Blue torture sessions, I will add my instant reactions as the match progresses (with time stamps)
Myriad Games Seven Night Thread
Ghosts in the Machine Saturday Morning Thread
Schedule Release Open Thread
As a believer (at least 9 days out of 10), this article - while 100% unsurprising - hurts me to the core. But Jesus weeps with me, I am certain. Spurs got a soft penalty, then ran train on Handsome Mikel and crew. The 4th Shempions ducat will go to Matchday
Praise, Thanks, and Apology to Slippy G Night Thread
As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite "legend") Steven Gerrard didn't let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. He was a good sportsman, and Hippo apologizes accordingly. 3-1 win could provide breathing space if Everton take a point tomorrow (and Leeds lose). For the record,
