Sunless Saturday Early Thread

King Hippo - December 28, 2024December 27, 2024

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We have no Prem action (not that I'd watch the Gas Leak Season), but a metric fuckton of JV and full-on NFL. I will cover some, scotchy will take the baton around 4p or whenever he finishes cleaning and storing his "tools." Stupid Red SAWX Bowl - U*NC (-2.5) v. UConn

WBALLS – Uptempo Depression!

ballsofsteelandfury - December 18, 2024December 17, 2024

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Following in the heels of last week's Hippo Dedication Hour, we are following it up with more songs from The Cure that are, while still depressing in lyrics and message, danceable and upbeat. More in tune with yours truly. You're tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all, Balls of

WBALLS – Hippo Dedication!

ballsofsteelandfury - December 12, 2024December 12, 2024

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That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You're tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all, Balls of Steel and Fury. Don't forget coming up at the top of the hour is DJ BC Dick with the Jack Off Hour and later

Conference Championship Nihilism Nite!

King Hippo - December 7, 2024December 7, 2024

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Man, have these games been bad (I am typing this during GA/TX, which hopefully at least keeps me awake). We'll have PLAYOFFS come 13 days from now, and enough Dec/Jan FITBAW to take one's mind off....you know. Society and shit. Marshall (+5) at Louisiana-Lafayette – Sun Belt Championship (7:30, ESPN) When I

Saturday De-motivational #1

King Hippo - December 7, 2024December 4, 2024

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Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE Yeah, no arguing with the data. At least we have some mild distractions: Iowa State (+2) v. Arizona State - Big Twalve Championship, JerralWorld (Noon, ABC) New blood, indeed. Shit, Cornpone

Another JV NFL Night Thread – 30 Nov 2024

King Hippo - November 30, 2024November 29, 2024

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Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class! Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1) Hoosiers need a "statement win" for the playoff committee. Not saying they *MUST* cover the hellacious spread, but they'd be advised to leave no doubts. Steerfuckers North (+6) at

JV NFL to End November 2024

King Hippo - November 30, 2024November 30, 2024

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Ugh, it is soooooo close to December. No me gusta. Yes, I am still being a Bitter Blue about the Prem. Such is life. Michigan (+19.5) at tOhio State (Noon, FOX) Coach Samsquanch finally gets the monkey off his back, but I think this is an easy Wolverines cover. Think 23-10 or some shit

Chefs and Ricky’s Raiders – 3pm game open thread

ArmedandHammered - November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

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The image above was taken last night as we went non-traditional. My rib eye was delicious and my mac and cheese delivered as usual (side note - can Hippo eat Kraft Mac & Cheese as it does not really have any cheese). Not pictured are the rolls nor the wild

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

litre_cola - November 24, 2024November 24, 2024

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Oh, Hai! Yep we have substitute teachers all over this Sunday! They selected the two futbol freaks who also have mental problems when it comes to their respective NFL teams. I believe Rev was laughing at me pacing like a lunatic last year in Vegas during an Eagles game. During this visit

JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)

King Hippo - November 23, 2024November 21, 2024

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In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL: Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC) I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal. Washington State (-12.5) at Oregon State (7:00, CW) Too bad

JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)

King Hippo - November 23, 2024November 21, 2024

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FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches. Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox) Hoosiers finally get their big test. Maybe too big? Let's hope they come good (PHRASING), anyway. Ole Miss (-10) at Florida Men (Noon, ABC) Gators will be feeling their oats coming off last week's humbling

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season

King Hippo - November 18, 2024November 17, 2024

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Welcome back to this week's recap of our brief hellscape respite. Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good writing conditions. That and drugs. Noo Yawk's football Jest didn't make a first down until inside the first half's 2-minute warning. Despite this stone age start, they