Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXIV

ballsofsteelandfury - October 13, 2020October 12, 2020

I think I've got this new format down. In case you are interested, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week's post. Got it? Good! *** I'm going

Sexy Friday, 2nd Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

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We are back with our new format! I hope you like it. Please provide feedback in the comments. Another hearty well-done to SonOfSpam, who correctly guessed that last week's hidden theme for the music was songs with the sea in the lyrics. As for last night's game, it

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXIII

ballsofsteelandfury - October 6, 2020October 3, 2020

As I mentioned in last week's Sexy Friday post, I am going to devote this post to comments and non-sexy pictures from you fine commentists. That way, those of you that say you cannot view this post from work will be able to do so. *** As I mentioned before, I

Sexy Friday, First Friday in October edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 2, 2020October 1, 2020

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So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain. Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I'm

The D of S, Cerchio Tre

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me

Your “Those Guys Are A Couple of Master Debaters” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 29, 2020September 29, 2020

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NFL News: It begins: up to eight Titans players & personnel have tested positive for Corona virus. It's three new positive tests for players and five new positive tests for personnel. Outside linebackers coach and defensive playcaller Shane Bowen missed Sunday's game due to COVID protocols. They now have to

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXII

ballsofsteelandfury - September 29, 2020September 26, 2020

Eventual Balls Thoughts is back! I do apologize for not getting it up last week. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear! Give me another chance! As I mentioned before, I have started work on developing a "Gently-Used Fleshlight Hall of Fame" and I'm researching all the

Sexy Friday, What Do You Mean You Want To Try Something New? Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 25, 2020September 24, 2020

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Recently, I discovered that one of our very own commentists has a hidden talent for finding pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. No, it's not Moose or Unsurprised or Spur or even Brocky! It's ! His recent posts on the open threads have inspired me and

The D of S, Cerchio Due

ballsofsteelandfury - September 23, 2020September 19, 2020

Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right? BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,

Sexy Friday, Belated Mexican Independence Day edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 18, 2020September 18, 2020

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So, last week was Mexican Independence Day. In previous years, this would mean tons of people going to bars in Los Angeles and a lot of people taking off on vacation to visit family in México and partake in festivities there. Obviously, that didn't happen this year. Well, let me rephrase

The D of S, Cerchio Uno

ballsofsteelandfury - September 16, 2020September 12, 2020

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left. TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!? BALLS: