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Your “What The Hell Are These?!” Afternoon Bowl Games Open Thread

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Seriously, there's too many of these. Anyone who watched last night's Foster Farms Bowl saw a near-empty stadium and a meh football game. Actual attendance wasn't announced, but they did tarp off the 18000-seat upper deck. As always, let's blame Jed York for this failure. I doubt this many fans will attend

Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut -
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Aren't breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I was at the grocery store and I was completely blown away by a perfect set. They were sticking out like a sore thumb at the deli

Your “Still High On De Grasse” Olympics Open Thread

scotchnaut -
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That's some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There's a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have skipped work to get day-drunk. Here's what's on tap/currently tapping- Badminton, Basketball, Beach Volleyball, Boxing, Canoe/Kayak, Cycling, Diving, Equestrian, Gymnastics, Handball, Field Hockey, [takes a deep breath]  Sailing,

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut -
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My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to be highlighted for the first Sunday-Nighter of the exhibition season? This game. This game? One of these teams doesn't even exist! Texans/49'ers-After getting kicked to the curb

Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut -
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Dear Diary: It's been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don't get me wrong-I love football but the second half of these games look like a bunch of anonymous wrestling fans enjoying their day-pass from some anger management facility. The thing is...there's a ton of compelling drama going

Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut -
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Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that's Roger Goodell) would cancel six games.  Right? (my glass is half full btw) So here we are-cheering for football itself, our fave teams and most importantly, NO INJURIES. This is who we are, folks.

Has It Been That Long…? Open Thread

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris -
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Hey there kids, it's your Absent Stepfather, Darkest Timeline Zach Morris.  I was looking back fondly at the earlier days of this wonder site of dreams and wishes, and saw that the All-Star Game last season was our very first live blog here.  It really got me thinking about what

Your “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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Oh yeah - it's time to dust off that dictionary and linguistics degree... ...it's Spelling Bee season again! It's been going on all day. The finals are tonight on ESPN, because TNT must be covering the final nail in the Warriors coffin. Much like the Westminster Kennel Club show does, it should

Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread

WCS -
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Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here's a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor's appointments, picking the wifey back up, filling new prescriptions, getting a much needed haircut, installing my parents' third printer since September (seriously, guys?!), picking up said scripts, and