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Your “Still High On De Grasse” Olympics Open Thread
That’s some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There’s a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to…
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Your “There’s Too Much Going On Sports-Wise To Not Have An Open Thread” Open Thread
The Olympics are blessing us with Synchronized Swimming, Tennis, Equestrian, Boxing, Golf, Basketball, The 100 Metres, (328.084 feet for the Americans out there) Shooting,…
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Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
Dear Diary: It’s been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don’t get me wrong-I love football but the second half of…
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Your “This is not a drill! I repeat! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” Hall of Fame Game Open Thread
[continues to wonder if pouring those female gymnasts into those absurdly tight outfits constitutes some form of child abuse] Oh hey there! And so…
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Has It Been That Long…? Open Thread
Hey there kids, it’s your Absent Stepfather, Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I was looking back fondly at the earlier days of this wonder site…
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Your “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” Thursday Open Thread
Oh yeah – it’s time to dust off that dictionary and linguistics degree… …it’s Spelling Bee season again! It’s been going on all day.…
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Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s…
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Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread
In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both…
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