Eventual Balls Thoughts VI

ballsofsteelandfury - March 25, 2020March 21, 2020

How are we all doing with the "Safer At Home" or "Stay at Home" orders? I myself am still on the roads these weekdays as my company/job is considered "essential". I tell you, driving the streets and freeways of LA with absolutely no traffic is a dream! I really

Eventual Balls Thoughts V

ballsofsteelandfury - March 18, 2020March 14, 2020

So, this was the post that was supposed to be abbreviated because I was going to be on a plane heading off to a foreign land. Well, the events of last week changed all that dramatically. So, I'm here and not going anywhere. HOWEVAH, many things happened at DFO

Eventual Balls Thoughts IV

ballsofsteelandfury - March 11, 2020March 9, 2020

Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let's talk about them. *** DFO Banner Tournament! The big news this week was that the Banner Tournament is back! Like the McRib, this is an annual event whose return is eagerly anticipated. As the swallows return

Eventual Balls Thoughts III

ballsofsteelandfury - March 4, 2020March 2, 2020

Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let's talk about them. *** tWBS' Next Car As we read in last week's post, (Never mind THIS week's post) Dave has decided to tell tWBS to fuck right off. Dave, of course, being tWBS' pickup

Eventual Balls Thoughts II

ballsofsteelandfury - February 26, 2020February 24, 2020

Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let's talk about them. *** Psych Marathon I'm currently in the middle of re-watching every single episode of Psych from beginning to end, in order. I started this endeavour at the beginning of the year and

Eventual Balls Thoughts

ballsofsteelandfury - February 17, 2020February 15, 2020

This is a new series I figured I'd write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in the fall. I'll recap the week that was in DFO and offer up some additional insights and ASSertions. Let's get to it. I'd like to start off

Bad Times At Dave’s

Horatio Cornblower - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then those days go by faster than anything your prostate has a say in and you're back in the workweek before you know it. No, all I

Tucson, Ch. 5: El Rio & GCU

Offseason stories

blaxabbath - October 8, 2019October 8, 2019

A quick Spanish lesson for you Canadian types here: Rio Nuevo translates to New River and is the name of the downtown revitalization initiative introduced in Chapter 3. El Rio translates to The River and is the name of one of Tucson City Golf's four remaining municipal golf courses. El Rio exists

Tucson, Ch. 4: Primary

blaxabbath - September 3, 2019September 4, 2019

We've talked quite a bit here about the history of Tucson, Arizona and how foolish they would be ever to sit down with the piranhas that are NFL negotiators regarding the foolish half-cocked Alazona proposal that was briefly floated to fill dormant offseason news cycles that, before signing their extension

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 8 (Le Dénouement)

ballsofsteelandfury - August 20, 2019August 11, 2019

EXTERIOR, NORTH CAROLINA OUTER BANKS, EMERALD ISLE tWBS has caught a nice wave and is getting ready to move up the face to try a few maneuvers. It's his tenth wave of an epic day in which he has surfed to his heart's content with hardly anyone else in the

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 7

ballsofsteelandfury - August 13, 2019August 4, 2019

INTERIOR, A SHITTY RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, HEADING SOUTH PAST THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT Balls: So, where exactly are we going? tWBS:I don't care anymore. Hippo (looking sideways at Balls): Whaddayasay we hang out in Frankfurt? I've heard good things! Balls (exchanging glances with Hippo): Yeah!

tWBS On Relationships – VI The Final Chapter (at least for now)

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 7, 2019August 7, 2019

There's a reason why we went backwards chronologically. At the end of this one, hopefully you'll understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2taJLBGoMi8 This story is a bit convoluted in several ways. And it might have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm going to try to tell it accurately, but it's been a while. Please bear