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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXI
Eventual Balls Thoughts is now on Tuesdays after the AFL Beat until the AFL Grand Final when it will move to 7 AM unless…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is back on our regular schedule! HOWEVAH, something annoying like the NFL season is upon us, so this will be the…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is on this week on Tuesday instead of Monday because of the AFL’s compressed schedule, We will return to the normal…
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The Arc of Justice
Pho Kinh Do — Spring Valley — 11:44 AM A lone diner sits at a two top against the wall anxiously tapping a Federal…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVIII
Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK, BABY! Well done to both Gumbygirl and Litre_cola (who correctly guessed without bothering to check to see if anyone…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVII
Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK to its normal schedule, at least for awhile. There is going to be another “Festival of Footy” in Australia,…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVI
Yes, I know it’s Tuesday and Eventual Balls Thoughts usually posts on Mondays. Well, the 33 games in 20 days thing that the AFL…
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HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread
Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated,…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXV
It’s the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. Congratulations to LemonJello for correctly guessing the Sexy Friday hidden theme.…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIV
It’s the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. The person that came closest to guessing the Sexy Friday hidden…