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  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIII

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIII

    July 20, 2020

    It’s the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. Congratulations to monty this seems strange to me for guessing correctly…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XXII

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XXII

    July 13, 2020

    It seems that North American sports leagues think the only way to get back to playing is by doing mini-tournaments. The MLS’s mini-tournament is…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XXI

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XXI

    July 6, 2020

    Eventual Balls Thoughts today turns 21! While that’s usually a momentous occasion in a young post’s life, the truth is that Eventual Balls Thoughts…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XX

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XX

    June 29, 2020

    Inspired by Sharkbait’s Friday drinking posts, I got myself a bottle of gin and started experimenting with some gin cocktails. The first one I…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XIX

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XIX

    June 22, 2020

    I cannot more emphatically endorse the latest posts from Senor Weaselo on Marble Racing. OMG you guys, you have to check them out! The…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XVIII

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XVIII

    June 15, 2020

    Eventual Balls Thoughts turns 18 today! You know what that means! We’re Barely Legal! I would normally embed a picture here, but there is…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XVII

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XVII

    June 8, 2020

    I worked four out of the five days last week at home. It’s wonderful. I can really get used to it. I do have…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XVI

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XVI

    June 1, 2020

    So, how was everyone’s week? /checks news Never mind. Let’s just rejoice in the fact we have this site to keep us entertained and…

  • Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”

    Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”

    May 27, 2020

    At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts XV

    Eventual Balls Thoughts XV

    May 25, 2020

    So, that was a week, wasn’t it? It was a very strange, surreal, sad, and something other that starts with an S week. However,…

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