TGISF…aka Your “Themeless Themed Theme Complete with Themes Theme” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Da Fuq did I just say up there? OK, my cheese may or may not have slipped further off my cracker a little more this week I'm afraid.  Also, the word "theme" might have gotten stuck in my head for a little while I was trying to decide on a theme

TGISF…aka Your “Ash Wednesday Has Passed, But Here’s a Belated Mardi Gras Theme for Sexy Friday Anyway” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Wow that's a long title.  We're gonna get letters. But it's totally true.  For some reason I can't quite pinpoint, it's been an odd coupla weeks.  And I totally overlooked it.  Oh well. But the truth is, I got so excited last week about Baseball starting that I didn't bother to plan

TGISF…aka “El Béisbol Vuelve….Sort of…” Sexy Friday Open Thread

That's right sports fans.  Baseball is back.  Sort of. MLB Spring Training is in full swing and exhibition games get going this weekend. Moreover, by the time you're reading this on Friday I will already be back home, hopefully at least a little drunk, after having watched some (hopefully good) college baseball

TGISF…aka Your “Post-Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

So, Valentine's Day has come and gone.  And you, gentle kommentists, thought you were in the clear. You did the dinner or the flowers or the candy or the whatever it is your girl loves.  Or maybe you did all those things, you lover boy you.  And your girl was looking

TGISF…aka “Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yep, with the NFL season now officially on ice I thought I had run out of easy "low hanging fruit", as far as theme/scenario choice type things for Sexy Friday. Then I looked at the calendar. Valentine's Day.  Holee Molee. As mixed metaphors pour thru my Amygdalae (look it up if you must),

TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Psssssst.... HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!!   You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self]   Oh come on.  It's Funny!!!!  ARE YOU SUPERB?????   It is so funny.   OK, ok....fine.  Sorry.  But you are Superb....are you not?   Hehehehehe.....yeah you are.  Good Boy.... OK, more Superb Owls later, maybe.  Probably. - SB Trophy Logo...A Retrospective So the trophy logo got a bit

TGISF…aka Your “Pro Bowl Weekend” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Don't act so surprised.  I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason. And besides....The Pro Bowl, AMIRITE!?!?!?!?  Never has there been a more hallowed day in the sports world where.... Damn, I can't even get thru it with a straight face. Ah,

TGISF…aka “Conference Championship” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Ah yes....Conference Championship Sunday. If I'm being honest...historically speaking at least...I've always preferred Conference Champs Sunday (CCS) to Superb Owl Sunday (SBS).  The reasons are simple... SBS - 1 game : CCS - 2 games SBS - Too many ppl at party more interested in commercials than football : CCS -

TGISF…aka “All You Need is Glove” Sexy Friday Open Thread

(apologies to Lennon and McCartney for that one) Yep, I'm back. /everyone groans Even though thanks to a snowstorm I technically never left.  But still, I haven't seen you folks since last year.  Seriously. First and foremost.....Many thanks to my good friend ballsofsteelandfury for filling in for me last week. I'm sorry, that was mean. 

TGISF…aka “Last Second Re-Tread and also Merry New Year!!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFOdtweVWI Beef Jerky Time!!!!   There's plenty, you know. - I'm sorry folks.  Sincerely.  This week....Thank God It's Sexy Friday is going to suck.  And I don't mean just a little bit of suck.  It's going to suck badly.  I mean like, if I got paid anything around here, this one would warrant getting

TGISF…aka “Merry Freaking Christmas” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yep, I'm very non-religious....but I love Christmas. How do I rationalize this disconnect?  Usually, I don't.  But when I have to, it's not difficult really. Was Jesus a deity?  Or was he born of godly origins?  My opinion is....no.  Your opinion may differ, I respect that. But that's not the point. Jesus, even if